“No, Gunther,” she said again. But this time there was less certainty in her voice.
London was unseasonably warm for October, and Englishmen and tourists alike took advantage of the bright sunshine. The noon traffic was heavy with tie-ups at Trafalgar Square, Charing Cross, and Piccadilly Circus. A white Daimler turned off Oxford Street to New Bond Street and threaded its way through the traffic, passing Roland Cartier, Geigers, and the Royal Bank of Scotland. A few doors farther on, it coasted to a stop in front of a jewelry store. A discreet, polished sign at the side of the door read: PARKER & PARKER. A liveried chauffeur stepped out of the limousine and hurried around to open the rear door for his passenger. A young woman with blond Sassoon-ed hair, wearing far too much makeup and a tight-fitting Italian knit dress under a sable coat, totally inappropriate for the weather, jumped out of the car.
“Which way’s the joint, junior?” she asked. Her voice was loud, with a grating Texas accent.
The chauffeur indicated the entrance. “There, madame.”
“Okay, honey. Stick around. This ain’t gonna take long.”
“I may have to circle the block, madame. I won’t be permitted to park here.”
She clapped him on the back and said, “You do what you gotta do, sport.”
Sport! The chauffeur winced. It was his punishment for being reduced to chauffeuring rental cars. He disliked all Americans, particularly Texans. They were savages; but savages with money. He would have been astonished to learn that his passenger had never even seen the Lone Star State.
Tracy checked her reflection in the display window, smiled broadly, and strutted toward the door, which was opened by a uniformed attendant.
“Good afternoon, madame.”
“Afternoon, sport. You sell anythin’ besides costume jewelry in this joint?” She chuckled at her joke.
The doorman blanched. Tracy swept into the store, trailing an overpowering scent of Chloé behind her.
Arthur Chilton, a salesman in a morning coat, moved toward her. “May I help you, madame?”
“Maybe, maybe not. Old P.J. told me to buy myself a little birthday present, so here I am. Whatcha got?”
“Is there something in particular Madame is interested in?”
“Hey, pardner, you English fellows are fast workers, ain’cha?” She laughed raucously and clapped him on the shoulder. He forced himself to remain impassive. “Mebbe somethin’ in emeralds. Old P.J. loves to buy me emeralds.”
“If you’ll step this way, please…”
Chilton led her to a vitrine where several trays of emeralds were displayed.
The bleached blonde gave them one disdainful glance. “These’re the babies. Where are the mamas and papas?”
Chilton said stiffly, “These range in price up to thirty thousand dollars.”
“Hell, I tip my hairdresser that.” The woman guffawed. “Old P.J. would be insulted if I came back with one of them little pebbles.”
Chilton visualized old P.J. Fat and paunchy and as loud and obnoxious as this woman. They deserved each other. Why did money always flow to the undeserving? he wondered.
“What price range was Madame interested in?”
“Why don’t we start with somethin’ around a hundred G’s.”
He looked blank. “A hundred G’s?”
“Hell, I thought you people was supposed to speak the king’s English. A hundred grand. A hundred thou.”
He swallowed. “Oh. In that case, perhaps it would be better if you spoke with our managing director.”
The managing director, Gregory Halston, insisted on personally handling all large sales, and since the employees of Parker & Parker received no commission, it made no difference to them. With a customer as distasteful as this one, Chilton was relieved to let Halston deal with her. Chilton pressed a button under the counter, and a moment later a pale, reedy-looking man bustled out of a back room. He took a look at the outrageously dressed blonde and prayed that none of his regular customers appeared until the woman had departed.
Chilton said, “Mr. Halston, this is Mrs…er…?” He turned to the woman.
“Benecke, honey. Mary Lou Benecke. Old P.J. Benecke’s wife. Betcha you all have heard of P.J. Benecke.”
“Of course.” Gregory Halston gave her a smile that barely touched his lips.
“Mrs. Benecke is interested in purchasing an emerald, Mr. Halston.”