Jack and Jill by Louisa May Alcott

as mothers, if they only will?

Feeling that his sentiments had been approved, and he need not be

ashamed of the honest color in his cheeks, Ed sat down amid the

applause of his side, especially of Jack, who pounded so

vigorously with his crutch that Mrs. Pecq popped in her head to

see if anything was wanted.

“No, thank you, ma’am, we were only cheering Ed,” said Gus, now

upon his legs, and rather at a loss what to say till Mrs. Pecq’s

appearance suggested an idea, and he seized upon it.

“My honored friend has spoken so well that I have little to add. I

agree with him, and if you want an example of what girls can do,

why, look at Jill. She’s young, I know, but a first-rate scholar for

her age. As for pluck, she is as brave as a boy, and almost as smart

at running, rowing, and so on. Of course, she can’t play ball–no

girl can; their arms are not made right to throw–but she can catch

remarkably well. I’ll say that for her. Now, if she and Mabel–and–

and–some others I could name, are so clever and strong at the

beginning, I don’t see why they shouldn’t keep up and go along

with us all through. I’m willing, and will do what I can to help

other fellows’ sisters as I’d like to have them help mine. And I’ll

punch their heads if they’d on’t”; and Gus subsided, assured, by a

burst of applause, that his manly way of stating the case met with

general approval.

“We shall be happy to hear from our senior member if he will

honor us with a few remarks,” said Frank, with a bow to Ralph.

No one ever knew whom he would choose to personate, for he

never spoke in his own character. Now he rose slowly, put one

hand in his bosom, and fixing his eye sternly on Crif, who was

doing something suspicious with a pin, gave them a touch of

Sergeant Buzfuz, from the Pickwick trial, thinking that the debate

was not likely to throw much light on the subject under discussion.

In the midst of this appeal to “Me lud and gentlemen of the jury,”

he suddenly paused, smoothed his hair down upon his forehead,

rolled up his eyes, and folding his hands, droned out Mr.

Chadband’s sermon on Peace, delivered over poor Jo, and ending

with the famous lines:

“Oh, running stream of sparkling joy,

To be a glorious human boy!”

Then, setting his hair erect with one comprehensive sweep, he

caught up his coat-skirts over his arm, and, assuming a

parliamentary attitude, burst into a comical medley, composed of

extracts from Jefferson Brick’s and Lafayette Kettle’s speeches, and

Elijah Pogram’s Defiance, from “Martin Chuzzlewit.” Gazing at

Gus, who was convulsed with suppressed merriment, he thundered

forth:

“In the name of our common country, sir, in the name of that

righteous cause in which we are jined, and in the name of the

star-spangled banner, I thank you for your eloquent and categorical

remarks. You, sir, are a model of a man fresh from Natur’s mould.

A true-born child of this free hemisphere; verdant as the mountains

of our land; bright and flowin’ as our mineral Licks; unspiled by

fashion as air our boundless perearers. Rough you may be; so air

our Barrs. Wild you may be; so air our Buff alers. But, sir, you air

a Child of Freedom, and your proud answer to the Tyrant is, that

your bright home is in the Settin’ Sun. And, sir, if any man denies

this fact, though it be the British Lion himself, I defy him. Let me

have him here!”–smiting the table, and causing the inkstand to

skip–“here, upon this sacred altar! Here, upon the ancestral ashes

cemented with the glorious blood poured out like water on the

plains of Chickabiddy Lick. Alone I’d are that Lion, and tell him

that Freedom’s hand once twisted in his mane, he rolls a corse

before me, and the Eagles of the Great Republic scream, Ha, ha!”

By this time the boys were rolling about in fits of laughter; even

sober Frank was red and breathless, and Jack lay back, feebly

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