John Barleycorn by Jack London

John Barleycorn by Jack London

CHAPTER I

It all came to me one election day. It was on a warm California

afternoon, and I had ridden down into the Valley of the Moon from

the ranch to the little village to vote Yes and No to a host of

proposed amendments to the Constitution of the State of

California. Because of the warmth of the day I had had several

drinks before casting my ballot, and divers drinks after casting

it. Then I had ridden up through the vine-clad hills and rolling

pastures of the ranch, and arrived at the farm-house in time for

another drink and supper.

“How did you vote on the suffrage amendment?” Charmian asked.

“I voted for it.”

She uttered an exclamation of surprise. For, be it known, in my

younger days, despite my ardent democracy, I had been opposed to

woman suffrage. In my later and more tolerant years I had been

unenthusiastic in my acceptance of it as an inevitable social

phenomenon.

“Now just why did you vote for it?” Charmian asked.

I answered. I answered at length. I answered indignantly. The

more I answered, the more indignant I became. (No; I was not

drunk. The horse I had ridden was well named “The Outlaw.” I’d

like to see any drunken man ride her.)

And yet–how shall I say?–I was lighted up, I was feeling “good,”

I was pleasantly jingled.

“When the women get the ballot, they will vote for prohibition,” I

said. “It is the wives, and sisters, and mothers, and they only,

who will drive the nails into the coffin of John Barleycorn—-”

“But I thought you were a friend to John Barleycorn,” Charmian

interpolated.

“I am. I was. I am not. I never am. I am never less his friend

than when he is with me and when I seem most his friend. He is

the king of liars. He is the frankest truthsayer. He is the

august companion with whom one walks with the gods. He is also in

league with the Noseless One. His way leads to truth naked, and

to death. He gives clear vision, and muddy dreams. He is the

enemy of life, and the teacher of wisdom beyond life’s wisdom. He

is a red-handed killer, and he slays youth.”

And Charmian looked at me, and I knew she wondered where I had got

it.

I continued to talk. As I say, I was lighted up. In my brain

every thought was at home. Every thought, in its little cell,

crouched ready-dressed at the door, like prisoners at midnight a

jail-break. And every thought was a vision, bright-imaged, sharp-

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cut, unmistakable. My brain was illuminated by the clear, white

light of alcohol. John Barleycorn was on a truth-telling rampage,

giving away the choicest secrets on himself. And I was his

spokesman. There moved the multitudes of memories of my past

life, all orderly arranged like soldiers in some vast review. It

was mine to pick and choose. I was a lord of thought, the master

of my vocabulary and of the totality of my experience, unerringly

capable of selecting my data and building my exposition. For so

John Barleycorn tricks and lures, setting the maggots of

intelligence gnawing, whispering his fatal intuitions of truth,

flinging purple passages into the monotony of one’s days.

I outlined my life to Charmian, and expounded the make-up of my

constitution. I was no hereditary alcoholic. I had been born

with no organic, chemical predisposition toward alcohol. In this

matter I was normal in my generation. Alcohol was an acquired

taste. It had been painfully acquired. Alcohol had been a

dreadfully repugnant thing–more nauseous than any physic. Even

now I did not like the taste of it. I drank it only for its

“kick.” And from the age of five to that of twenty-five I had not

learned to care for its kick. Twenty years of unwilling

apprenticeship had been required to make my system rebelliously

tolerant of alcohol, to make me, in the heart and the deeps of me,

desirous of alcohol.

I sketched my first contacts with alcohol, told of my first

intoxications and revulsions, and pointed out always the one thing

that in the end had won me over–namely, the accessibility of

alcohol. Not only had it always been accessible, but every

interest of my developing life had drawn me to it. A newsboy on

the streets, a sailor, a miner, a wanderer in far lands, always

where men came together to exchange ideas, to laugh and boast and

dare, to relax, to forget the dull toil of tiresome nights and

days, always they came together over alcohol. The saloon was the

place of congregation. Men gathered to it as primitive men

gathered about the fire of the squatting place or the fire at the

mouth of the cave.

I reminded Charmian of the canoe houses from which she had been

barred in the South Pacific, where the kinky-haired cannibals

escaped from their womenkind and feasted and drank by themselves,

the sacred precincts taboo to women under pain of death. As a

youth, by way of the saloon I had escaped from the narrowness of

woman’s influence into the wide free world of men. All ways led

to the saloon. The thousand roads of romance and adventure drew

together in the saloon, and thence led out and on over the world.

“The point is,” I concluded my sermon, “that it is the

accessibility of alcohol that has given me my taste for alcohol.

I did not care for it. I used to laugh at it. Yet here I am, at

the last, possessed with the drinker’s desire. It took twenty

years to implant that desire; and for ten years more that desire

has grown. And the effect of satisfying that desire is anything

but good. Temperamentally I am wholesome-hearted and merry. Yet

when I walk with John Barleycorn I suffer all the damnation of

intellectual pessimism.

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“But,” I hastened to add (I always hasten to add), “John

Barleycorn must have his due. He does tell the truth. That is

the curse of it. The so-called truths of life are not true. They

are the vital lies by which life lives, and John Barleycorn gives

them the lie.”

“Which does not make toward life,” Charmian said.

“Very true,” I answered. “And that is the perfectest hell of it.

John Barleycorn makes toward death. That is why I voted for the

amendment to-day. I read back in my life and saw how the

accessibility of alcohol had given me the taste for it. You see,

comparatively few alcoholics are born in a generation. And by

alcoholic I mean a man whose chemistry craves alcohol and drives

him resistlessly to it. The great majority of habitual drinkers

are born not only without desire for alcohol, but with actual

repugnance toward it. Not the first, nor the twentieth, nor the

hundredth drink, succeeded in giving them the liking. But they

learned, just as men learn to smoke; though it is far easier to

learn to smoke than to learn to drink. They learned because

alcohol was so accessible. The women know the game. They pay for

it–the wives and sisters and mothers. And when they come to

vote, they will vote for prohibition. And the best of it is that

there will be no hardship worked on the coming generation. Not

having access to alcohol, not being predisposed toward alcohol, it

will never miss alcohol. It will mean life more abundant for the

manhood of the young boys born and growing up–ay, and life more

abundant for the young girls born and growing up to share the

lives of the young men.”

“Why not write all this up for the sake of the men and women

coming?” Charmian asked. “Why not write it so as to help the

wives and sisters and mothers to the way they should vote?”

“The ‘Memoirs of an Alcoholic,'” I sneered–or, rather, John

Barleycorn sneered; for he sat with me there at table in my

pleasant, philanthropic jingle, and it is a trick of John

Barleycorn to turn the smile to a sneer without an instant’s

warning.

“No,” said Charmian, ignoring John Barleycorn’s roughness, as so

many women have learned to do. “You have shown yourself no

alcoholic, no dipsomaniac, but merely an habitual drinker, one who

has made John Barleycorn’s acquaintance through long years of

rubbing shoulders with him. Write it up and call it ‘Alcoholic

Memoirs.'”

CHAPTER II

And, ere I begin, I must ask the reader to walk with me in all

sympathy; and, since sympathy is merely understanding, begin by

understanding me and whom and what I write about. In the first

place, I am a seasoned drinker. I have no constitutional

predisposition for alcohol. I am not stupid. I am not a swine.

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I know the drinking game from A to Z, and I have used my judgment

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