“Friends on the other side of the Antietam. What do you mean, sergeant?”
“I was scouting along there and I came across ’em. Only one in fact is an old acquaintance, an’ he’s just introduced me to the other.”
“That’s cryptic.”
“I don’t rightly know what ‘cryptic’ means, but I guess I don’t make myself understood well. In my campaign on the plains against the Indians I had a comrade named Bill Brayton. A Tennesseean, Bill was an’ a fine feller, too. Him an’ me have bunked together many a time an’ we’ve dug out of the snow together, too, after the blizzards was over. But when we saw the war comin’ up, Bill had fool notions. Said he didn’t know anything ’bout the right an’ wrong of it, guessed there was some of each on each side, but whichever way his state would flop, he’d flop. Well, we waited. Tennessee flopped right out of the Union an’ Bill flopped with it.
“I felt powerful sorry when Bill told me good-bye, and so did he. I ain’t seen or heard of him since ’till to-night, when I was cruisin’ down there by the side of the river in the dark an’ keepin’ under cover of the bushes. Had no intention of shootin’ anybody. Just wanted to take a look. I saw on the other side a dim figure walkin’ up an’ down, rifle on shoulder. Thought I noticed something familiar about it, an’ the longer I watched the shorer I was.
“At last I crept right to the edge of the bank an’ layin’ down lest some fool who didn’t know the manners of our war take a pot shot at me, I called out, ‘Bill Brayton, you thick-headed rebel, are you well an’ doin’ well?’
“You ought to have seen him jump. He stopped walkin’, dropped his rifle in the hollow of his arm, looked the way my voice come and called out, likewise in a loud voice: ‘Who’s callin’ me a thick-headed rebel? Is it some blue-backed Yankee? You know we see nothin’ of you but your backs. Come out in the light, an’ I’ll let some sense into you with a bullet.’
“‘Oh, no I won’t,’ says I, still layin’ close, an’ not mindin’ his taunt ’bout seein’ our backs only. ‘You couldn’t hit me if I stood up an’ marked the place on my chest. Nothin’ will save you but them days on the plain in the blizzards when you was more useful with a shovel than you are with a rifle, ’cause to-morrow at sunrise we’re goin’ to cross this little river and tie all you fellows hand an’ foot an’ take you away as prisoners to Washington.’
“That made him mighty mad, but the part ’bout the blizzards on the plains set him to thinkin’, too. ‘Who in thunderation are you?’ sez he. ‘You’re Bill Brayton, of Tennessee, fightin’ in the rebel army, when you ought to know better,’ says I. ‘Now, who in thunderation am I?’ ‘Sufferin’ Moses!’ says he, ‘that voice grows more like his every time he speaks. It can’t be that empty-headed galoot, Dan Whitley, who never knew nothin’ ’bout the rights an’ wrongs of the war, an’ had to go off with the Yanks!’
“‘It’s him an’ nobody else,’ says I, as I rose right up an’ stood there on the bank, ‘an’ mighty glad am I to see you Bill, an’ to know that your fool head ain’t knocked off by a cannon ball.’ He shorely jumped up an’ down with pleasure an’ he called back: ‘The good Lord certainly watches over them that ain’t got any sense. Dan, you flat-headed, hump-backed, round-shouldered, thin-chested, knock-kneed, club-footed son of a gun, I was never so glad to see anybody before in my life.’
“His eyes were shinin’ with delight an’ I know mine was, too. Reunions of old friends who for all each know have been dead a year or two, clean blowed to pieces by shells, or shot through by a hundred rifle bullets are powerful affectin’. He come down to the edge of the river an’ he shot questions across to me, an’ I shot questions at him, an’ I felt as if a brother had riz from the dead. An’ as we can’t shake hands we reaches out the muzzles of our guns and shakes them towards each other in the most friendly way. Then another picket comes up, fellow by name of Henderson, from Mississippi. Bill introduces him to his good old pal, an’ we three have a friendly talk. Guess they’re down there yet, if you want to see ’em. I liked that fellow, Henderson, too, though he was a powerful boaster.”