“For those doodads that weren’t for sale. You see, we all have our little dreams. Hers was to rule the world. That was Queen Hemlock for you. The morals of a mink in heat and the humble aspirations of Genghis Khan.”
“And the two of you stopped her?”
“To be truthful with you, Skeeve did. All I did was round up the king so we could put him back on the throne where he was supposed to be. Skeeve set ‘em up with a pair of wedding rings that never come off which also link their lives. That meant if Queenie wanted to off Kingie and clear the path for a little world-conquering, she’d be slitting her own throat at the same time.”
“Where’d he find those? I never heard of such a thing.”
I gave him a chuckle and a wink.
“Neither has anyone else. What they got was some junk jewelry from a street vendor here at the Bazaar along with a fancy story concocted by one Skeeve the Great. What I’m sayin’ is that he sold ‘em a line of hooey, but it was enough to cool Hemlock’s jets. Smooth move, wasn’t it?”
Instead of joinin’ in with my laughter, the vampire thought for a few moments, then shook his head. “I don’t get it,” he said. “Now, don’t mistake me … I think Skeeve’s a swell guy and all that. It’s just that from all I can find out, he doesn’t use all that much magik, and what he does use is pretty weak stuff. So how has he built up an organization of top-flight talent around him like you and the others?”
“I’ll tell ya. Vic, there’s magik and there’s magik. Skeeve has … how can I explain it? He may not be strong in the bibbity-bobbity-boo department, and he hasn’t got the woman sense of a Quasimodo, but he’s got enough heart for three normal folks.”