Julius couldn’t resist.
“We are, are we? Tell me something, Doctor Adams. You’re close to forty years old, I estimate. When was the last time you got in a fist fight?”
“I have never been involved in a violent altercation.”
“No kidding? Boy, what a sheltered life you must have had. I myself got into several fights when I was a teenager. How ’bout you, Hector? You come from the land of machismo. Bet you’ve been in more fights than you can remember.”
Hector grinned. He enjoyed helping Julius bait the Doctor.
“You ain’t gonna believe it, Julius, but I don’t think I’ve been in a fight since I was fifteen. My brother.”
Julius nodded. “I’m not surprised. It’s probably the oldest myth of all, this idea that humans are filled with instinctive violence and aggression. Pure bullshit. We are probably the most peaceful species among the mammals.”
He smiled, observing the looks of disbelief around the campfire.
“Sorry, folks. It’s true. The fact is that the vast majority of human beings go through their entire lives without being involved in violence. Other than a mild experience as adolescents. Hell, most people nowadays don’t even personally witness an act of violence. Whereas the vast majority of mammals—even rabbits, believe it or not—routinely commit acts of physical aggression against fellow members of their species. Human beings, on the other hand, are the most social of all animals. Cooperation, not conflict, has been the key behavioral pattern in our evolution.”
“But Julius,” protested Janet, “think of all the wars we’ve fought—all through history. Well, not for the last fifty years or so, I admit, but before then it seems like there was never a time when we weren’t fighting a war. Someplace.”
“Yeah, Julius,” added Hector. “I hate to say it, man, but the old barrios were a rough place to live.”
“I don’t deny that human beings have a capacity for violence,” he responded. “And when that capacity is triggered off—for social reasons, not biological ones—the violence which results is appalling because of our intelligence and our technological capability.” A laugh. “I always got a kick out of those old horror movies. You know—Godzilla tramples Tokyo. What a lot of crap. If Godzilla had ever really wandered into Tokyo, there would have been a new item on restaurant menus the very next day. Godzilla soup.”
He pointed a finger at Adams. “There’s one thing I do agree with the Doctor about, however. It is, indeed, true that we are omnivores. But does that explain anything about our history? Human beings are omnivores, therefore—therefore what? Therefore the Inquisition? And the conquistadores? Therefore St. Francis of Assisi?”
He snorted. “Therefore nada. Zilch. When I say the name `Inuit,’ does that bring visions of slavering killers to your minds?”
People shook their heads.
“And yet they were an almost purely meat-eating people. The most carnivorous culture ever produced by the human race. Necessary, of course—not too many rice paddies in the Arctic. Now, let me turn the question around: who, in your estimation, was the most murderous single human being our species every produced?”
A brief, animated discussion followed. Various candidates were nominated, but within a short time agreement was reached.
Julius nodded. “Yeah. Adolf Hitler. A vegetarian.”
Indira spoke up.
“I’m puzzled by something, Julius. If I understand you correctly, what you’re saying is that the reason the maia are feeding us has nothing to do with instinct. Right?”
Julius nodded.
“Then why are they doing it? It’s not as if there’s anything in it for them. They give to us, without getting anything in return. How do you explain that?”
“I don’t know, Indira. I’m just a biologist. I’ve reached the limit of my understanding. These creatures are not animals. You can’t explain their behavior by pointing to their biology. I know the rest of you aren’t convinced of that, but it’s true. What that means is that they are feeding us because of something in their culture.”
Years later, she could still remember the intensity of his stare.
“So you figure it out. You’re the historian.”
Eight months after that discussion, a maia died. And Julius finally won the argument.
The humans had begun mixing freely with the maia since they began eating the “childfood.” (Which Julius persisted in calling upchucksalad, or pukewurst, or barfburger—to the vast irritation of Indira and the other adults.) The maia had seemed edgy around the adult humans, at first, even though they continued to feed them. Then Julius ordered everyone to start wearing as much green-colored clothing as they could find. From studying the creatures, he had concluded that green was the color of tranquillity—and love, he suspected. Thereafter, the maia seemed to relax around the adult humans.