Mr. Murder. By: Dean R. Koontz

Mostly, the differences were minor. Though usually relaxed and

easy-going, he was slightly tense. He held himself stiffly, as if

balancing eggs on his head . . . or as if maybe he expected to be hit

at any moment by someone, something. He didn’t smile as quickly or as

often as usual, and when he did smile, he seemed to be pretending.

Before he backed the car out of the driveway, he turned and checked on

Charlotte and Emily to be sure they were using seatbelts, but he didn’t

say “the Stillwater rocket to Mars is about to blast off” or “if I take

the turns too fast and you have to puke, please throw up neatly in your

jacket pockets, not on my nice upholstery” or “if we build up enough

speed to go back in time, don’t shout insults at the dinosaurs” or any

of the other silly things he usually said.

Charlotte noticed and was troubled.

The restaurant, Islands, had good burgers, great fries–which could be

ordered well-done salads, and soft tacos. Sandwiches and french fries

were served in baskets, and the ambiance was Caribbean.

“Ambiance” was a new word for Charlotte. She liked the sound of it so

much, she used it every chance she got–though Emily, hopeless child,

was always confused and said “what ambulance, I don’t see an ambulance”

every time Charlotte used it.

Seven-year-olds could be such a tribulation. Charlotte was ten–or

would be in six weeks–and Emily had just turned seven in October. Em

was a good sister, but of course seven-year-olds were so . . . so

sevenish.

Anyway, the ambiance was tropical, bright colors, bamboo on the ceiling,

wooden blinds, and lots of potted palms. Both the boy and girl

waitresses wore shorts and bright Hawaiian-type shirts.

The place reminded her of Jimmy Buffet music, which was one of those

things her parents loved but which Charlotte didn’t get at all.

At least the ambiance was cool, and the french fries were the best.

They sat in a booth in the non-smoking section, where the ambiance was

even nicer. Her parents ordered Corona, which came in frosted mugs.

Charlotte had a Coke, and Emily ordered root beer.

“Root beer is a grown-up drink,” Em said. She pointed to Charlotte

Coke. “When are you going to stop drinking kid stuff?”

Em was convinced that root beer could be as intoxicating as real beer.

Sometimes she pretended to be smashed after two glasses, which was

stupid and embarrassing. When Em was doing her weaving-burping-drunk

routine and strangers turned to stare, Charlotte explained that Em was

seven. Everyone was understanding–from a seven-year-old, what else

could be expected?–but it was embarrassing nonetheless.

By the time the waitress brought dinner, Mom and Daddy were talking

about some people they knew who were getting a divorce boring adult talk

that could ruin an ambiance fast if you paid any attention. And Em was

stacking french fries in peculiar piles, like miniature versions of

modern sculptures they’d seen in a museum last summer, she was absorbed

by the project.

With everyone distracted, Charlotte unzipped the deepest pocket on her

denim jacket, withdrew Fred, and put him on the table.

He sat motionless under his shell, stumpy legs tucked in, headless, as

big around as a man’s wristwatch. Finally his beaky little nose

appeared. He sniffed the air cautiously, and then he stretched his head

out of the fortress that he carried on his back. His dark shiny turtle

eyes regarded his new surroundings with great interest, and Charlotte

figured he must be amazed by the ambiance.

“Stick with me, Fred, and I’ll show you places no turtle has ever before

seen,” she whispered.

She glanced at her parents. They were still so involved with each other

that they had not noticed when she’d slipped Fred out of her pocket. Now

he was hidden from them by a basket of french fries.

In addition to fries, Charlotte was eating soft tacos stuffed with

chicken, from which she extracted a ribbon of lettuce. The turtle

sniffed it, turned his head away in disgust. She tried chopped tomato.

Are you serious? he seemed to say, refusing the tidbit.

Occasionally, Fred could be moody and difficult. That was her fault,

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