Myth conceptions by Robert Asprin

“If you insist,” I said casually, taking a long pull on the bottle.

“Think you’re pretty smart, don’t you!” Aahz snarled, then he grinned. “Well, I guess you are at that. You’ve done pretty well… for an amateur.”

“A professional,” I corrected with a grin. “A salaried professional.”

“I know.” Aahz grinned back. “For an amateur, you’re pretty smart. For a professional you’ve got a lot to learn.”

“C’mon, Aahz!” I protested.

“But that can wait for another day,” Aahz conceded. “You might as well relax for a while and enjoy yourself… while you can.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” I frowned.

“Nothing!” Aahz shrugged innocently. “Nothing at all.”

“Wait a minute, Aahz,” I said sharply, regaining my feet. “I’m Court Magician now, right?”

“That’s right, Skeeve,” my mentor nodded.

“Court Magician is the job you pushed me into because it’s so easy, right?” I pressed.

“Right again, kid.” He smiled, his nodding becoming even more vigorous.

“Then nothing can go wrong? Nothing serious?” I asked anxiously.

Aahz retrieved his wine bottle and took a long swallow before answering.

“Just keep thinking that, kid.” He grinned. “It’ll help you sleep nights.”

“C’mon, Aahz!” I whined. “You’re supposed to be my teacher. If there’s something I’m missing, you’ve got to tell me. Otherwise I won’t learn.”

“Very well, apprentice.” Aahz smiled, evilly emphasizing the word. “There are a few things you’ve overlooked,”

“Such as?” I asked, writhing under his smile.

“Such as Gus, Ajax, and Brockhurst, who you just sent back to Deva without instructions.”

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