Myth-Nomers & Im-Pervections by Robert Asprin

“Oh, yeah? Like what?”

Like I said, I was still a little miffed.

“Like why we’ve been wandering around without a plan. You aren’t used to metropolises this size, are you?”

Mad as I was, I couldn’t argue with that.

“Well . . .”

“If you don’t mind, could I offer you a little advice without your asking for it?”

I shrugged non-committally.

“It’s obvious to me this little search of yours could take some time. It might be a good idea if we hunted up a hotel to use for a base camp. If that cop had asked where you were staying on Perv, things might have gotten a little awkward.”

That made sense. It also brought home to me just how much of a stranger in a strange land I was. On most of my adventures I had either slept under the stars or had housing provided by friends or business associates. Consequently, I had remarkably little experience with hotels. . . like none.

“Thanks, Kalvin,” I said, regaining a bit of my normal composure. “So how do you recommend we find a hotel?”

“We could hail a cab and ask the driver.” Terrific. The Djin was being his normal, helpful self. I was beginning to feel some things weren’t going to change.

Chapter Four:

“Taxis are water soluble.”

-G. KELLY

“I’LL TELL YA, this would be a pretty nice place, if it weren’t for all the Perverts.”

The taxi driver said this the same way he had made all his comments since picking us up: over his shoulder while carelessly steering his vehicle full tilt through the melee of traffic.

I had ignored most of his chatter, which didn’t seem to bother him. He apparently didn’t expect a response, but this last comment caught my interest.

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