Myth-Nomers & Im-Pervections by Robert Asprin

Despite my continuing concern over his attention to his driving, the cabbie was beginning to interest me. “I must say you’re enterprising enough. Cab driver, publisher, cook, translator. . . is there anything else you do?”

“Oh, I’m into a lot of things. Photography, tour guide . . . I even draw a little. Some of these drawings I did. I’d be willing to part with them for the right price.” He gestured at some of the sheets adorning the interior, and the cab veered dangerously to the right.

“Ah . . . actually, I was interested in something else you said just now.”

“Yeah? What’s that?”

“Tour guide.”

“Oh, that. Sure. I love to when I get the chance. It’s sweet money. Beats the heck out of fighting the other hacks for fares all day long.”

I glanced at Kalvin and raised a questioning eyebrow. “Go ahead,” he said. “We could use a guide, and you seem to be getting along with this guy pretty well. You know what they say, ‘Better the Deveel you know.’ “

Obviously the Djin’s knowledge did not extend to Deveels, but this wasn’t the time or place to instruct him. I turned my attention back to the driver. “I was thinking of hiring you more as a guide than a tour guide. How much do you make a day with this cab?”

“Well, on a good day I can turn better than a hundred.”

“Uh-huh,” I said. “How about on an average day?”

That earned me another over-the-shoulder glance.

“I gotta say, fella, you sure don’t talk like a Klahd.”

“I live at the Bazaar at Deva,” I smiled. “It does wonders for your bargaining skills. How much?”

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