“Yes. Excuse me. Get it, Archie.”
I went to the safe and dug it out and handed it to him. He unfolded it to glance at it, folded it up again, and passed it over to her. She looked at it a second as if she was afraid it might bite, and then reached out and took it.
“I came with her because I had to – and anyway I wanted to,” she went on in a better voice. “It was an adventure to come to America. I knew all about – what she was coming for. She trusted me. I knew she would do dangerous things – but I never thought of anything like murder as a thing she would do. When Ludlow was killed I suspected she had done it, but I didn’t know. I asked her last night, and she told me I was a fool. Then when I went there this morning and saw Faber, of course I knew she had done that and the other one too. I was frightened and I couldn’t think. I couldn’t answer questions about her – I couldn’t betray her – but I couldn’t lie for her any more either. I tried to run away – and I couldn’t use my head – and in a strange country – and I was stupid –”
She stopped, and her hand fluttered and fell to her lap again.
In a moment Wolfe said gruffly, “It is faintly encouraging that you are aware that you were stupid.”
She offered no comment. He demanded:
“What are you going to do?”
“I …” She shook her head. “I don’t know.”
“Well, I suppose you are legally my daughter. That puts some responsibility on me.”
Her chin went up. “I’m not asking any –”
“Pfui! Don’t. I know. Confound it, you’ve been dependent on someone all your life, haven’t you? Are you going back to Yugoslavia?”
“No.”
“Oh. You’re not.”
“No.”
“What do you want to do, stay in America?”
“Yes.”
“As a spy for the Donevitch gang?”
There was a flash in her eye. “No!”
“Where are you going to sleep tonight? In that apartment on 38th Street?”
“Why, I …” A shiver went over her. “No,” she said, “I … I don’t think I could. I couldn’t go back there. Somewhere else. Anywhere. I have a little money.” She got to her feet. “I can go –”
“Nonsense. You’d get run over or fall into a hole. You haven’t eaten anything and your brain isn’t working. I hope it turns out that you’ve got one. I’ll have Fritz fix up another tray for you –”
“No, I couldn’t, really I couldn’t …”
“Well, you must sleep and in the morning you must eat. You are in no condition now, anyway, to make any sort of intelligent decision. We’ll discuss it tomorrow. If you decide to stay in America and not to tear that paper up I suppose your name will be Carla Wolfe. In that case – Archie, what the devil are you grinning about? Baboon! Take Miss – take my – take her upstairs to the south room! And tell her if she undertakes to use the fire escape not to tumble through my window as she goes by!”
I arose. “Come on, Miss my Carla.”
Ten minutes later I went back to the office. I hadn’t heard the elevator so I knew he was still there. Not only was he still there but he had just received a fresh consignment of beer.
I took a good stretch accompanied by a yawn. “Well,” I observed good-naturedly, “that was a damn profitable case. You turned loose of about four centuries not counting loss of brain tissue, and what you got out of it was one shapely responsibility and nothing else.”
He put down his empty glass and said nothing.
“There is one thing,” I announced, “that I would like to have cleared up now, once and for all. I was at fault in one respect and only one. I should not have left the front door ajar when I went down to the sidewalk when Cramer called me. Aside from that, I couldn’t help it. The nervy little devil had come along to the Barretts’ chauffeur five minutes before we went out and told him she was supposed to meet his employer there, and he opened the door for her so she could wait inside the car. Two dicks saw it, though they didn’t recognize her in the dim light, and they kindly said nothing about it. She was out of the car, behind my back, and starting up the steps before I knew she was there. There wasn’t a chance in the world of catching her.”
Wolfe shrugged. “I managed without you,” he murmured in an absolutely insufferable tone.
I gritted my teeth, and as soon as I had got it swallowed, yawned. “Okay,” I said sleepily. “There are, however, one or two little questions. What was in the envelope you gave that dick to give her?”
“Nothing. Only a sentence saying that she was not my client, and, under the terms as stated, never had been.”
“And what was it she said as she went out? ‘Teega mee bornie roosa,’ or something like that.”
“That was her native tongue.”
“Yeah. What does it mean?”
“‘Over my dead body.'”
“Is that so.” I humphed. “She called the turn then. I guess that’s all I need, except maybe one thing. Such items as her claiming your help by using Carla’s adoption paper for herself – I get all that. But I’ll be darned if I can see why Ludlow said she went to the locker room to get his cigarettes. Him a British spy and her a Balkan princess? Why did he –”
“He didn’t. She went to the locker room to steal something from his coat. Probably that paper which she sent here the next morning to be hid in a safe place, because he had previously stolen it from her. And he was letting her know that he knew that.”
Wolfe sighed, pushed back his chair, and manipulated himself to his feet. “I’m going to bed.” He got halfway to the door, but stopped again. “By the way, remind me tomorrow to ask Mr. Cramer for that hundred dollars. I wish I could cure myself of those idiotic romantic gestures.”
“Oh, that hundred?” I patted my pocket. “I’ve already got it. That was the first thing I did.”
Rex Stout
Rex Stout, the creator of Nero Wolfe, was born in Noblesville, Indiana, in 1886, the sixth of nine children of John and Lucetta Todhunter Stout, both Quakers. Shortly after his birth the family moved to Wakarusa, Kansas. He was educated in a country school, but by the age of nine he was recognized throughout the state as a prodigy in arithmetic. Mr. Stout briefly attended the University of Kansas but he left to enlist in the Navy and spent the next two years as a warrant officer on board President Theodore Roosevelt’s yacht. When he left the Navy in 1908, Rex Stout began to write free-lance articles and worked as a sightseeing guide and an itinerant bookkeeper. Later he devised and implemented a school banking system that was installed in four hundred cities and towns throughout the country. In 1927 Mr. Stout retired from the world of finance and, with the proceeds from his banking scheme, left for Paris to write serious fiction. He wrote three novels that received favorable reviews before turning to detective fiction. His first Nero Wolfe novel, Fer-de-Lance, appeared in 1934. It was followed by many others, among them, Too Many Cooks, The Silent Speaker, If Death Ever Slept, The Doorbell Rang, and Please Pass the Guilt, which established Nero Wolfe as a leading character on a par with Erie Stanley Gardner’s famous protagonist, Perry Mason. During World War II Rex Stout waged a personal campaign against Nazism as chairman of the War Writers’ Board, master of ceremonies of the radio program “Speaking of Liberty,” and member of several national committees. After the war he turned, his attention to mobilizing public opinion against the wartime use of thermonuclear devices, was an active leader in the Authors Guild, and resumed writing his Nero Wolfe novels. Rex Stout died in 1975 at the age of eighty-eight. A month before his death he published his seventy-second Nero Wolfe mystery, A Family Affair. Ten years later, a seventy-third Nero Wolfe mystery was discovered and published in Death Times Three.