“Of course,” said Botchup smugly. “In a case like this, it’s best to clear the screen and start from scratch. Make sure they know what you expect, and then hold them to the letter of the law. I suspect I’ll have to make examples of a few of them before the rest realize the party’s over. But I can promise the results will be worth it.” After a beat, he added a very perfunctory “Sir.”
Blitzkrieg didn’t notice the perceptible pause. “Good man, Major, that’s the spirit I’m looking for. Now, I want you to hold Jester to the same standard as the rest of them. I’ll warn you, the fellow’s spent so much time currying favor with the troops that they may resent you coming in, but that shouldn’t hinder a good officer like you.”
“I have a better regard for my position than to cotton to the dregs of the Legion,” said Botchup with a slightly raised eyebrow. “If you’ll pardon my saying so, of course.”
“No, no, Major, never any harm in telling the truth,” said Blitzkrieg. His grimace was full of malice. Heaven help Phule and his men when this little snot gets hold of them, thought Sparrowhawk. Then, after a moment’s reflection, she amended the sentiment: Heaven help the Legion if this little snot actually succeeds.
It was after midnight, Galactic Standard Time, and the space liner’s passageways were empty, the lights dimmed to conserve energy. Except for a few scurrying maintenance droids, the ship was quiet; even the crew member nominally on watch had dozed off, relying on the ship’s automatic systems to warn him of anything requiring his attention. He really wasn’t needed. Odds were, any emergency the automatics couldn’t handle would kill the ship no matter what the man on watch did. The starship line didn’t tell its passengers that, but the experienced travelers had long since figured it out. It didn’t stop very many people from traveling.