Phule Me Twice by Robert Asprin & Peter J. Heck

What worried Rembrandt was the natives’ silence about the exact nature of the threat they were facing. That made no sense. You didn’t take your skimmer to a mechanic and then refuse to tell him what was wrong-not if you wanted the problem solved, you didn’t. But the little lizards hadn’t said word one about who or what they’d called the Omega Mob here to advise them how to fight. If they continued to keep their mouths shut, it could mean big trouble.

With any luck, they’d have the answer before much longer. The captain had landed directly in the Zenobian capital to meet representatives of the local government for a full briefing on their mission here. He wasn’t likely to be satisfied until he’d found out exactly what mysterious mission the Zenobians had requested Omega Company for.

She hoped they wouldn’t find out the hard way, before the captain got back.

Chief Potentary Korg grinned. It was not a spectacle calculated to put Phule at his ease. The xenosemanticists who’d briefed him back in the Alliance swore up and down that the expression meant exactly the same in the Zenobians as it did in humans. That didn’t make it any more reassuring, given Korg’s full complement of razor-sharp teeth. The oversized sunglasses the Zenobian wore did nothing to improve the image.

“It is great privilege at last to meet you, Captain Clown,” said Korg. “Flight Leftenant Qual has been enthusiastic in detailing your species’ peculiar adaptations for warfare, and it is very much our pleasure to see that you have accepted our invitation to advise us on defending ourselves against the invaders.”

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