Phule Me Twice by Robert Asprin & Peter J. Heck

Snipe muttered something and walked away, shaking his head. Everybody in the company was starting to look the same to him. It must be the desert sun. Yes, that was it-the sun. He’d go back to his quarters, get a cool drink of water, and just lie down and rest a bit.

He managed to keep his composure reasonably well until he entered the MBC and found himself face-to-face with still another legionnaire, this one obviously female, with that same sneering face. That was when he lost it entirely.

Lieutenant Rembrandt was walking stiffly and a bit gingerly as she came into Comm Central. Her back injury was healing nicely, thanks to the pills she’d gotten from the autodoc, but even cutting-edge military medicine wasn’t going to do much to speed up the process.

There was a vacant straight-backed chair behind the counter where Mother worked, and Rembrandt lowered herself into it with a sigh. Mother looked over at her with a raised eyebrow. In her quiet voice she said, “Still hurting, Remmie?” She could sometimes speak to another woman without the incapacitating shyness of her face-to-face interactions with male humans.

“Yeah,” admitted Rembrandt. “Best prognosis is that I’ll be close to a hundred percent by the middle of next week. Right about now, it feels as if I’m somewhere under fifteen percent.”

“A bad back’s tough,” said Mother, nodding. “My dad hurt his when I was a little girl, and he was never the same after that. Hope you don’t have that to look forward to.

“Thanks, so do I,” said Rembrandt. “I might have been better off just to let Louie run me down on that glideboard. He couldn’t have done much more damage than I did trying to dodge him.”

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