“Excuse me, ma’am … dignity? Are we talking about the same Legion?”
“You know perfectly well what I mean, Jester!”
Years of experience in keeping a calm front in the face of disaster rose to Phule’s assistance.
“I’m not at all sure I do. I believe it was the colonel herself who said in our last conversation that she was tired of reading media reports of my company in barroom brawls. More to the point, it’s my understanding that the Legionnaires were off duty and on their own time for the photo session in question, and Legion regulations clearly limit the extent to which a commander can interfere with his troops during their off-duty hours … Articles 147 to 162, I believe.”
The colonel’s image glowered down on him.
“All right, Jester. If we’re going to play those games, Article 181 specifically forbids Legionnaires from accepting wages, gratuities, or any other form of individual payment for employment or services while enlisted in the Legion-off duty or not!”
“But Article 214 expressly allows Legionnaires to perform work or service on their own hours, providing the proceeds from those labors are paid directly to or forwarded to their assigned company rather than retained as private gain. I can reassure the colonel that the payment for the Legionnaires’ appearance in the magazine in question was duly surrendered to the company fund, as is required by the tenants of that article. “
“I’m familiar with that article as well, Jester,” Battleax shot back, “and I’m somehow not surprised you have it memorized. To my recollection, however, the rest of that article goes on to state that the approval of the company commander is required for such off-duty activity. Are you telling me that you approved this appearance?”