Phule’s Paradise by Robert Asprin

“I have it right here,” the general said, referring to a sheet of paper on the desk before him. “Yes. Here it is. The contracting party is Gunther Rafael.”

“I find that hard to believe.”

“What was that, Captain?”

“There are two things wrong with that, General,” Phule said hurriedly. “First of all, while I’ve never met Mr. Rafael, I’m familiar with his reputation, and he’s always been dead set against gambling of any form. Consequently it’s hard for me to believe that he owns a casino.”

“I see.” The general frowned. “And the other?”

“The other thing is that Gunther Rafael died nearly a year ago.”

“He did?” Blitzkrieg was scowling now, examining the paper again. “Ah! Here’s the problem. My mistake, Captain. It’s Gunther Rafael, Junior, that’s hiring you. Apparently the son doesn’t share his father’s dislike of gambling. Does that answer your question?”

“Not my first question: Why us?”

“Maybe he thinks hiring you will generate some publicity. You’ll have to ask Mr. Rafael that,” the general said. “But let me warn you, Captain, it’s not the Legion policy to try to discourage clients from hiring us. Get my drift?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Very well. As I said, your orders will be forthcoming. Another Legion company has been dispatched to take over your current assignment. You and your company are to leave for Lorelei as soon as they arrive. Is that clear?”

“Yes, sir.”

“All right. Enjoy your new assignment, Captain Jester. Blitzkrieg out.”

Phule turned off the holo unit and sank into a chair.

“All right, Beeker,” he said. “What’s wrong with this picture?”

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275

Leave a Reply 0

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *