She swore under her breath. Then, as she drove up to the entrance of the old biowar establishment, it got worse. There was a Police Corps lieutenant directing traffic at the turnoff, impatiently waving Hilda away with the other commuters until he saw her uniform. Then he saluted and allowed her to enter the public road that led to Smolley’s access. But when she reached the gated drive to the labs there was half a company of police lining the far side of the road, across from the two-meter berm that surrounded Camp Smolley itself. Nearly a hundred picketers stood behind the police line, shouting and waving banners: Beware the Antichrist from Space! God Is Not Mocked! There Is Only One True Word! And one other small group, shooed away from the other by the police, who had a different crusade on their minds. Their placard read: Free Dopey and the Docs!
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Damn these people! How did they know? The aliens had been moved here under the tightest security the Bureau could provide . . . but here were the protesters.
Naturally the protesters had no hope of getting into the biowar plant itself. Even Brigadier Hilda Morrisey couldn’t pass until she parked her car and went through a metal detector, a patdown and a Bureau cadet with a sniffer like a portable vacuum cleaner to make sure there were no traces of banned chemicals on her person. Then they wouldn’t let her take her car the remaining half kilometer to the building proper. “There’ll be a shuttle van here in a moment, ma’am,” the guard officer said. “You can wait inside if you like. Welcome to Camp Smelly.”
She didn’t like. She did it anyway, sitting with an unwatched news screen for entertainment. It wasn’t entertaining; what was on at the moment was an interview with that Colonel What’s-his-name Du-something, the French astronaut-or would-be astronaut, because as far as Hilda could tell he had never actually been in space. The interview was in French, but after the first few seconds an English voice-over translated his words. “We will be ready to launch to the so-called Starlab within the next few days,” he said. “The American threat? It is pure braggadocio. I am not afraid. They dare not shoot us down; there are no national boundaries in space, and we have as much right to go there as they do.”
“Son of a bitch,” Hilda said out loud, startling the lieutenant, who had come in to get out of the damp chill. “Oh, not you,” she said, waving at the screen. “That son of a bitch. And those sons of bitches across the road, too.”
“Oh, don’t worry about those people, ma’am,” the lieutenant said earnestly. “Do you see that berm out there? Surrounds the whole base, and there isn’t only full electronic surveillance, it’s mined. Antipersonnel mines. Squirrels and birds won’t trigger them-though we got a deer once-but I guarantee none of those creeps will get through. And here comes your van.”
^^he never got a chance to tell the man
that what she was worrying about wasn’t the protestors breaking into Camp Smolley, it was how they had known enough to be there in the first place. When she got out of the van she was searched again before she was allowed to go through the ostensibly simple wooden door of the ostensible ancient mansion-neither of which had ever fooled anyone-and then had to be searched one more time before she was allowed to pass through the real door, bank-vault thick, ponderously opening on its huge hinges with a hiss of air being admitted to the lowered-pressure anteroom behind it.
None of that was really necessary, of course. No one thought there was any real need for Category Five containment for Dopey and the two Docs. If the things had brought any horrible alien plagues to Earth with them there had been plenty of opportunities to spread the disease before they ever saw Camp Smolley. But the director had decreed Category Five containment.
Hilda would have done the same. Not for any epidemiological need, but just to cover your butt for the congressional inquiry that sooner or later was sure to come.
Hilda’s heavy uniform coat was taken away from her and then she was allowed into the wing where the aliens were housed. The warmth was wonderful, after the damp cold of outdoors, but suddenly Camp Smelly began to deserve its old nickname. The stench of alien metabolism was startling. In one room the two Docs were kept, one characteristically standing immobile, the other very uncharacteristically lying on a pallet on the floor, with two or three medics hovering around. The cadet who was guiding her explained, “It’s diarrhea, Brigadier Morrisey. They were trying to get some minerals into their diet. They think it was the soluble calcium and iron that did it. Now Captain Terman’s waiting for you in the laboratory.”
There were two more armed guards in front of the laboratory door, but they stepped aside to let Hilda and the cadet enter. The stink of the laboratory was different from the one that came from the sick Doc, but not a lot more pleasant; it seemed to come from an opened canister. Captain Terman stood there, watching a medic carefully measure out spoonfuls of what looked like lavender slime. The stuff had orange-and-black lumps in it, and it smelled like a brewery.
Charity-at a Price!
When the High Governor’s office announced that our brothers to the North were graciously willing to remove the “device” that was implanted in the brain of our brave astronaut, General Martin Delasquez, they were polite about it. They did not mention that the Yankee authorities have presented a rather large bill for the “costs” of these services.
If our information is correct, the only “services” the Washington government will contribute is the provision of a room for the operation to take place in. The actual surgery will not be done, in fact cannot be done, by any North American. It will be performed by the very “Doc” creature which General Delasquez himself did so much to bring to us. So once again we Floridians learn that “gifts” from the North are never without a price.
El Diario, Miami, Florida
The captain was an elderly man, even more past his proper age-in-grade than Hilda had been, and he waited until the canister had been capped before he turned to greet her. “Sorry I couldn’t meet you myself, ma’am,” he said, not really sounding very sorry at all, “but they’re very strict about how much of this we can give them at a serving. Has the cadet told you what we do here?”
“I can see what you do here,” Hilda said, looking around. “Show me what else you do, then I want to talk to Dopey.”
What they were doing was a lot. Through a plate-glass window she got a look at a sterile-environment biology lab. Everyone inside wore clean suits and face masks; one woman was starting a centrifuge, two men were titrating drops of something into Petri dishes of something else; three other people, including Dr. ben Jayya, were clustered around a screen with dancing curves of red and blue and green- doing what Hilda could not guess. (But didn’t think she needed to, since this was the sort of thing Camp Smolley was supposed to be best at.) In another room there was a long table that contained half a dozen objects, mostly metal. They were not any kind of objects Hilda had ever seen before; with a shock, she realized these were some of the things the rocket had brought back from Starlab. Inside a containment hood two technicians were carefully dismantling a six-sided gold-colored object the size of a hatbox. “Dopey says it’s a recording unit,” Captain Terman told her. “Wait a minute, I’ll give you a better look.”
He turned on a wall screen, and she was looking down into something that didn’t look like any recording unit she had ever seen. No revolving spool, no drive heads; what was coming out of the machine, layer by layer, was a succession of flat, thin hexagonal things that looked more like filter paper than any mechanical device, but in half a dozen different colors, some of them faintly glowing. “We have three of these,” Captain Terman said with satisfaction, “so we figured we could try to take one apart. That other stuff? Junk, mostly. That long green thing looks like a crowbar. If you ask me, that’s what it is. There’s no internal mechanism at all. Do you want to see Dopey now?