“Now the grant,” Retief said. Magnan signed the paper, added a seal. Mancziewicz tucked the papers away in an inner pocket. He rose.
“Well, gents, I guess maybe I had you figured wrong,” he said. He looked at Retief. “Uh . . . got time for a drink?”
“I shouldn’t drink on duty,” Retief said. He rose. “So I’ll take the rest of the day off.”
* * *
“I don’t get it,” Sam said, signaling for refills. “What was the routine with the injunction—and impounding Gertie? You could have got hurt.”
“I don’t think so,” Retief said. “If you’d meant business with that Browning, you’d have flipped the safety off. As for the injunction—orders are orders.”
“I’ve been thinking,” Sam said. “That gold deposit; it was a plant, too, wasn’t it?”
“I’m just a bureaucrat, Sam. What would I know about gold?”
“A double-salting job,” Sam said. “I was supposed to spot the phoney hardware—and then fall for the gold plant. When Leatherwell put his proposition to me, I’d grab it. The gold was worth plenty, I’d figure, and I couldn’t afford a legal tangle with General Minerals. The lousy skunk. And you must have spotted it and put it up to him—”
The bartender leaned across to Retief. “Wanted on the phone.”
In the booth, Magnan’s agitated face stared at Retief.
“Retief, Mr. Leatherwell’s in a towering rage! The deposit on 2645-P; it was merely a surface film, barely a few inches thick! The entire deposit wouldn’t fill an ore-boat . . .” A horrified expression dawned on Magnan’s face. “Retief,” he gasped, “what did you do with the impounded ore-carrier?”
“Well, let me see . . .” Retief said. “According to the Space Navigation Code, a body in orbit within twenty miles of any inhabited airless body constitutes a navigational hazard. Accordingly, I had it towed away.”
“And the cargo?”
“Well, accelerating all that mass was an expensive business, so to save the tax-payer’s credits, I had it dumped.”
“Where?” Magnan croaked.
“On some unimportant asteroid—as specified by Regulations.” He smiled blandly at Magnan. Magnan looked back numbly.
“But you said—”
“All I said was that there was what looked like a valuable deposit on 2645-P. It turned out to be a bogus gold mine that somebody had rigged up in a hurry. Curious, eh?”
“But you told me—”
“And you told Mr. Leatherwell. Indiscreet of you, Mr. Consul. That was a privileged communication; classified information, official use only.”
“You led me to believe there was collapsed-crystal—”
“I said Sam had mentioned it. He told me his asteroid was made of the stuff.”
Magnan swallowed hard, twice. “By the way,” he said dully. “You were right about the check. Half an hour ago Mr. Leatherwell tried to stop payment. He was too late . . .”
“All in all, it’s been a big day for Leatherwell,” Retief said. “Anything else?”
“I hope not,” Magnan said. “I sincerely hope not . . .” He leaned close to the screen. “You’ll consider the entire affair as . . . confidential? There’s no point in unduly complicating relationships—”
“Have no fear, Mr. Consul,” Retief said cheerfully. “You won’t find me identifying with anything as specific as triple-salting an asteroid.”
Back at the table, Sam called for another bottle of rock juice.
“That Drift’s a pretty good game,” Retief said. “But let me show you one I learned out on Yill . . .”
NATIVE INTELLIGENCE
“For all their professional detachment from emotional involvement in petty local issues, tough-minded CDT envoys have ever opened their hearts to long-suffering peoples striving to cast off the yoke of economic oppression. At Glave, Ambassador Sternwheeler’s dedicated group selflessly offered their services, assisting the newly unshackled populace in savoring the first fruits of freedom . . .”
—Vol. IV, Reel 71, 492 AE (AD 2953)
Retief turned back the gold-encrusted scarlet cuff of the mess jacket of a First Secretary and Consul, gathered in the three eight-sided black dice, shook them by his right ear, and sent them rattling across the floor to rebound from the bulkhead.
“Thirteen’s the point,” the Power Section Chief called. “Ten he makes it!”
“Oh . . . Mr. Retief.” A tall thin youth in the black-trimmed grey of a Third Secretary flapped a sheet of paper from the edge of the circle surrounding the game. “The Ambassador’s compliments, sir, and will you join him and the staff in the conference room at once . . .”
Retief rose and dusted his knees. “That’s all for now, boys,” he said. “I’ll take the rest of your money later.” He followed the junior diplomat from the ward room, along the bare corridors of the crew level, past the glare panel reading NOTICE—FIRST CLASS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT, through the chandeliered and draped ballroom and along a stretch of soundless carpet to a heavy door bearing a placard with the legend CONFERENCE IN SESSION.
“Ambassador Sternwheeler seemed quite upset, Mr. Retief,” the messenger said.
“He usually is, Pete,” Retief took a cigar from his breast pocket. “Got a light?”
The Third Secretary produced a permatch. “I don’t know why you smoke those things instead of dope-sticks, Mr. Retief,” he said. “The Ambassador hates the smell.”
Retief nodded. “I only smoke this kind at conferences; it makes for shorter sessions.” He stepped into the room. Ambassador Sternwheeler eyed him down the length of the conference table.
“Ah, Mr. Retief honors us with his presence. Do be seated, Retief.” He fingered a yellow Departmental dispatch. Retief took a chair, puffed out a dense cloud of smoke.
“As I have been explaining to the remainder of my staff for the past quarter hour,” Sternwheeler rumbled, “I’ve been the recipient of important intelligence.” He blinked at Retief expectantly. Retief raised his eyebrows in polite inquiry.
“It seems,” Sternwheeler went on, “that there has been a change in regime on Glave. A week ago, the government which invited the dispatch of this mission—and to which we’re accredited—was overthrown. The former ruling class has fled into exile, and a popular workers’ and peasants’ junta has taken over.”
“Mr. Ambassador,” Counselor Magnan broke in, rising; “I’d like to be the first—” he glanced around the table—”or one of the first, anyway—to welcome the new government of Glave into the family of planetary ruling bodies—”
“Sit down, Magnan!” Sternwheeler snapped. “Of course the Corps always recognizes de facto sovereignty. The problem is merely one of acquainting ourselves with the policies of this new group—a sort of blue-collar coalition, it seems. In what position that leaves this Embassy I don’t yet know.”
“I suppose this means we’ll spend the next month in a parking orbit,” Counselor Magnan sighed.
“Unfortunately,” Sternwheeler went on, “the entire affair has apparently been carried off without recourse to violence, leaving the Corps no excuse to step in—that is, it appears our assistance in restoring order will not be required.”
“Glave was one of the old Contract Worlds,” Retief said. “What’s become of the Planetary Manager General and the technical staff?—And how do the peasants and workers plan to operate the atmospheric purification system, and weather control station, and the tide-regulation complexes?”
“I’m more concerned at present with the status of the Mission. Will we be welcomed by these peasants and workers, or peppered with buckshot?”
“You say that this is a popular junta, and that the former leaders have fled into exile,” someone said. “May I ask the source of this information, Mr. Ambassador?”
“The dispatch cites a `reliable Glavian source.'”
“That’s officialese for something cribbed from a broadcast news tape,” Retief commented. “Presumably the Glavian news services are in the hands of the revolution. In that case—”
“Yes, yes, there is the possibility that the issue is yet in doubt; of course, we’ll have to exercise caution in making our approach; it wouldn’t do to make overtures to the wrong side.”
“Oh, I think we need have no fear on that score,” the Chief of the Political Section spoke up. “I know these entrenched cliques; once challenged by an aroused populace, they scuttle for safety—with large balances safely tucked away in neutral banks.”
“I’d like to go on record,” Magnan piped, “as registering my deep gratification at this fulfillment of popular aspirations—”
“The most popular aspiration I know of is to live high off someone else’s effort,” Retief said. “I don’t know of anyone outside the Corps who’s managed it.”
“I’d like to propose that immediate arrangements be made for a technical mission,” Magnan said. “It’s my experience that one of the most pressing needs of newly established democracies is—”
“Is someone to tell them how to run what they’ve stolen after they’ve kicked out the legitimate owners,” Retief suggested.
The Political Officer blinked at Retief. “Are you implying approval of technocratic totalitarianism?”
“I won’t know,” Retief said, “until I look that up in a dictionary.”
“Gentlemen!” Sternwheeler bellowed. “I’m awaiting your constructive suggestions—not an exchange of political views. We’ll arrive off Glave in less than six hours. I should like before that time to have developed some notion regarding to whom I shall expect to offer my credentials!”