The Groaci vibrated his throat sac, a contemptuous gesture. “Ex post facto legal manipulations can hardly be expected to affect the present situation retroactively, my dear Magnan.”
Magnan clutched the edge of the window. “Retief,” he gasped weakly. “This is insane, but I have a sudden, awful conviction that he’s legally on firm ground.”
“Of course,” Fiss went on, “article 68 of the Code expressly prohibits occupation by force of any world, cultured or otherwise. However, since our arrival was carried out in complete tranquility, this is hardly germane—”
“The festival will be over tomorrow,” Magnan burst out. “What then?”
“Now that we have established legal possession of this planet,” Fiss whispered, “it will, of course, be necessary to enforce the just laws which are even now being enacted. To this end, certain arms are of course necessary.” He spat rapid Groacian at a trio of newcomers in black hip-cloaks, who silently produced heavy particle-guns from sequined holsters strapped to their thighs.
“You aren’t planning—violence?” Magnan gasped. “Not against us!”
“As to that,” Fiss whispered, “I was about to point out that naturally, a formal request for diplomatic status addressed to the present regimé would, of course, receive consideration.”
“Tour Director Fiss—” Magnan gulped.
“Planetary Coordinator Pro Tem Fiss, if you please,” the Groaci hissed. “A pity the large Soft One acted in such haste, but I am prepared to overlook the incident.”
“Why, ah, very good of you, I’m sure, Pla—”
“You’re out of luck, Fiss,” Retief cut in. “You’ll have to conduct your piracy without CDT sanction.”
Magnan tugged at Retief’s sleeve. “Here, Retief, this is hardly a time for truculence—”
“It’s as good a time as any, Mr. Magnan. And Minister Barnshingle might be irritated if he came back and discovered that these squatters had been recognized as a legal government.”
Magnan groaned. “I . . . I suppose you’re right.”
“So? But, no matter, Soft One,” Fiss whispered. “Why treat with underlings, eh? My scouts report a party of Terrestrials in difficulty on an awkward slope some leagues from here. Doubtless the person Barnshingle of whom you speak will be grateful for relief. A timely rescue by selfless Groaci homesteaders will establish a correct mood for initiation of formal relations.”
“The Minister’s in trouble?” Magnan squeaked.
“He is at present dangling over a crevasse of awesome depth by a single strand of rope. Diplomat muscles appear unequal to the task of drawing him up—”
There was a rending crash from a shop across the plaza as a barred door collapsed under the impact of a power ram. Swarms of Groaci were systematically looting the stalls already opened, loading foodstuffs, glassware, and other merchandise into wheeled vehicles.
“This is wholesale hijackery!” Magnan yelped. “Open pillage! Highway robbery!” You can’t do this without a license!”
“Curb your tongue, sir!” Fiss hissed. “I shall for a while indulge your arrogant preemption of Groaci property out of sentimental respect for the niceties of diplomatic usage, but I shall tolerate no insult!”
“Threats, Mr. Fiss?” Magnan choked.
“Call it what you will, Soft One,” Fiss said. “When you are ready to indicate your acquiescence, send word to me. Meantime, leave this building at your peril!”
* * *
Dusk had fallen. The sounds of shattering locks and maneuvering vehicles continued in the streets outside. Beyond the window, booted Groaci Peace-keepers paced monotonously, heavy blast guns at the ready. Now and then, in a momentary lull, the sound of Yalcan voices raised in song could be heard emanating from the bog, where torches flared, reflecting from the mirror-dark waters. The two lesser moons were high in the sky in their slow orbits; the third had risen above the horizon and cast purple shadows across the floor of the silent Legation office.
“It’s nearly dark,” Magnan muttered. “Retief, perhaps I’d better accompany you. Fiss may change his mind and batter the door down—”
“He could come in through the window anytime he decided to,” Retief said. “He’s nicely bluffed for the present, Mr. Magnan, and someone has to stay here to maintain occupancy of the Legation—”
“On second thought, I’m changing my instructions,” Magnan said decisively. “You’d better not go. After all, if Minister Barnshingle wishes to recognize the coup, I see no reason—”
“I don’t think the Minister will be reasoning at his most lucid level while dangling over a precipice. And there’s also Miss Braswell to consider. She’s out there somewhere.”
“Retief, you can’t hope to find her without being apprehended! The city is swarming with armed Groaci!”
“I think I know the back streets better than they do; I’ll stay out of sight. If I can reach Barnshingle before he signs anything, it may save a lot of embarrassment all around.”
“Retief, as Chargé—”
“Don’t give me any instructions I can’t follow, Mr. Magnan,” Retief took a hand-light from a desk drawer, clipped it to his belt. “Just lie low and ignore whatever Fiss says to you. I’ll be back in a few hours.”
Retief stepped from a doorless opening into the shadows of a narrow alley running behind the Legation. He waited until a knob-kneed Groaci in an elaborate helmet had strolled past the lighted intersection fifty feet distant, then jumped, pulled himself up onto the low, tiled roof of the adjacent building. In the light of the rising fourth moon, he moved quietly to the far side, lay flat looking down on a side street littered with items discarded by the looters. One or two windows showed lights. A single armed Groaci stood under a corner street-lamp. Silently Retief worked his way along the roofs, jumping gaps between buildings, until he reached a narrow space leading back into darkness a few yards from the corner. He groped, found a chip of broken tile, tossed it down into the alley. The Groaci cocked his eyes alertly, swung his gun around and came over to investigate. Retief tossed down another pebble; as the sentry entered the dark way, Retief dropped behind him, yanked him backward off his feet, and caught the falling gun. He put the muzzle against the Groaci’s pulsating throat sac.
“Tell me where the Terry female is being held,” he growled, “and maybe I won’t tie knots in your eye-stalks.”
“Iiiikkk!” the Groaci said. “To unhand me, demonic one!”
“Of course, you may not know,” Retief said. “In that case I’d have to regretfully kill you and strike up a new acquaintance, which would be a nuisance for both of us.”
“The impropriety of assaulting an innocent tourist! To lodge a complaint with the Travelers Aid Society!”
“No, that was this morning,” Retief corrected his prisoner. “This afternoon you’re a peaceful homesteader. You can think of me as an unpacified aborigine, if it will help any.” He jabbed with the gun. “Make up your mind. I’m on a tight schedule.”
“The ghastliness of your fate,” the Groaci hissed.
“Well, I have to hurry along,” Retief said. “Pardon my thumbs; shooting is such a messy business, and noisy, too.”
“To restrain yourself, prowler in the night! To show you the way to the Soft She—and to savor the moment when you writhe on the hooks!”
“That’s right,” Retief said agreeably. “Think about something cheerful.” He prodded the captive guard to his feet. “In the meantime—” he switched to Groaci—”To play your cards right and maybe to live to see the dawn.”
* * *
In a shadowy arcade running beside a rare two-story structure, Retief studied the dark windows in the wall opposite. Faint light gleamed behind two of the glassless openings.
“I’ll have to leave you here, I’m afraid, Tish,” Retief said softly. “I’ll just pop you into one of these convenient garbage storage units; they have nicely-fitted air tight doors, but you’ll be all right for an hour or so. If your information is accurate, with luck I’ll be back in plenty of time to let you out before you suffocate. Of course, if anything happens to delay me—well, that’s just the little risk we have to run, eh?”
“To . . . to try the rear window first,” Tish whispered.
“Whatever you say,” Retief opened the door to the refuse bin and urged the Groaci inside. The alien clinched his olfactory sphincters tight and perched disconsolately on a heap of fruit rinds, locust carapaces, and pottery shards, his head ducked under the low ceiling.
“To remember this trusting one,” he said shakily. “To carefully avoid being killed before returning to release me.”
“With a motivation like that, I’m sure to survive.” Retief clamped the door shut, looked both ways, and darted across the street. The wall tiles were deeply incised with decorative floral motifs; he found finger and toeholds, climbed quickly to the level of the windows, eased through one into a dark room. He paused to listen; there were faint Groaci voices somewhere. In the dim-lit hall, they were more distinct. He moved silently along to the nearmost room. The door opened at a touch.