“Bravissimo!” cried Jack, drumming upon the table when he had finished.
“Well,” said Coates, “we’ve had enough about the Irish highwaymen, in all conscience. But there’s a rascal on our side of the Channel, whom you have only incidentally mentioned, and who makes more noise than them all put together.”
“Who’s that?” asked Jack, with some curiosity.
“Dick Turpin,” replied the attorney: “he seems to me quite as worthy of mention as any of the Hinds, the Du-Vals, or the O’Hanlons, you have either of you enumerated.”
“I did not think of him,” replied Palmer, smiling; “though if I had, he scarcely deserves to be ranked with those illustrious heroes.”
“Gads bobs!” cried Titus; “they tell me Turpin keeps the best nag in the United Kingdom, and can ride faster and further in a day than any other man in a week.”
“So I’ve heard,” said Palmer, with a glance of satisfaction. “I should like to try a run with him. I warrant me, I’d not be far behind.”
“I should like to get a peep at him,” quoth Titus.
“So should I,” added Coates. “Vastly!”
“You may both of you be gratified, gentlemen,” said Palmer. “Talking of Dick Turpin, they say, is like speaking of the devil, he’s at your elbow ere the word’s well out of your mouth. He may be within hearing at this moment, for anything we know to the contrary.”
“Body o’ me!” ejaculated Coates, “you don’t say so. Turpin in Yorkshire! I thought he confined his exploits to the neighbourhood of the metropolis, and made Epping Forest his headquarters.”
“So he did,” replied Jack, “but the cave is all up now. The whole of the Great North Road, from Tottenham Cross to York Gates, comes within Dick’s present range; and Saint Nicholas only knows in which part of it he is most likely to be found. He shifts his quarters as often and as readily as a Tartar; and he who looks for him, may chance to catch a Tartar—ha!—ha!”
“It’s a disgrace to the country that such a rascal should remain unhanged,” returned Coates, peevishly. “Government ought to look to it. Is the whole kingdom to be kept in a state of agitation by a single highwayman?—Sir Robert Walpole should take the affair into his own hands.”
“Fudge!” exclaimed Jack, emptying his glass.
“I have already addressed a letter to the editor of the Common Sense on the subject,” said Coates, “in which I have spoken my mind pretty plainly: and I repeat, it is perfectly disgraceful that such a rascal should be suffered to remain at large.”
“You don’t happen to have that letter by you, I suppose,” said Jack, “or I should beg the favour to hear it?—I am not acquainted with the newspaper to which you allude;—I read Fog’s Journal.”
“So I thought,” replied Coates, with a sneer; “that’s the reason you are so easily mystified. But luckily I have the paper in my pocket; and you are quite welcome to my opinions. Here it is,” added he, drawing forth a newspaper. “I shall waive my preliminary remarks and come to the point at once.”
“By all means,” said Jack.
“‘I thank God,”‘ began Coates, in an authoritative tone, “‘that I was born in a country that hath formerly emulated the Romans in their public spirit; as is evident from their conquests abroad, and their struggles for liberty at home.”‘
“What has all this got to do with Turpin?” interposed Jack.
“You will hear,” replied the attorney—”no interruptions, if you please. ‘But this noble principle,”‘ continued he, with great emphasis, “‘though not utterly lost, I cannot think at present so active as it ought to be in a nation so jealous of her liberty.”‘
“Good!” exclaimed Jack. “There is more than ‘common sense’ in that observation, Mr. Coates.”
“‘My suspicion,”‘ proceeded Coates, “‘is founded on a late instance. I mean the flagrant, undisturbed success of the notorious TURPIN, who hath robb’d in a manner scarce ever known before for several years, and is grown so insolent and impudent as to threaten particular persons, and become openly dangerous to the lives as well as fortunes of the people of England.”‘
“Better and better,” shouted Jack, laughing immoderately. “Pray go on, sir.”