Sketches New and Old by Mark Twain

“Speak, father!”

“My daughter, the time is come for the revealing of the mystery that hath

puzzled all your young life. Know, then, that it had its birth in the

matters which I shall now unfold. My brother Ulrich is the great Duke of

Brandenburgh. Our father, on his deathbed, decreed that if no son were

born to Ulrich, the succession should pass to my house, provided a son

were born to me. And further, in case no son, were born to either, but

only daughters, then the succession should pass to Ulrich’s daughter,

if she proved stainless; if she did not, my daughter should succeed,

if she retained a blameless name. And so I, and my old wife here, prayed

fervently for the good boon of a son, but the prayer was vain. You were

born to us. I was in despair. I saw the mighty prize slipping from my

grasp, the splendid dream vanishing away. And I had been so hopeful!

Five years had Ulrich lived in wedlock, and yet his wife had borne no

heir of either sex.

“‘But hold,’ I said, ‘all is not lost.’ A saving scheme had shot athwart

my brain. You were born at midnight. Only the leech, the nurse, and six

waiting-women knew your sex. I hanged them every one before an hour had

sped. Next morning all the barony went mad with rejoicing over the

proclamation that a son was born to Klugenstein, an heir to mighty

Brandenburgh! And well the secret has been kept. Your mother’s own

sister nursed your infancy, and from that time forward we feared nothing.

“When you were ten years old, a daughter was born to Ulrich. We grieved,

but hoped for good results from measles, or physicians, or other natural

enemies of infancy, but were always disappointed. She lived, she throve-

-Heaven’s malison upon her! But it is nothing. We are safe. For,

Ha-ha! have we not a son? And is not our son the future Duke? Our well-

beloved Conrad, is it not so?–for, woman of eight-and-twenty years–as

you are, my child, none other name than that hath ever fallen to you!

“Now it hath come to pass that age hath laid its hand upon my brother,

and he waxes feeble. The cares of state do tax him sore. Therefore he

wills that you shall come to him and be already Duke–in act, though not

yet in name. Your servitors are ready–you journey forth to-night.

“Now listen well. Remember every word I say. There is a law as old as

Germany that if any woman sit for a single instant in the great ducal

chair before she hath been absolutely crowned in presence of the people,

SHE SHALL DIE! So heed my ,words. Pretend humility. Pronounce your

judgments from the Premier’s chair, which stands at the foot of the

throne. Do this until you are crowned and safe. It is not likely that

your sex will ever be discovered; but still it is the part of wisdom to

make all things as safe as may be in this treacherous earthly life.”

“Oh; my father, is it for this my life hath been a lie! Was it that I

might cheat my unoffending cousin of her rights? Spare me, father,

spare your child!”

“What, huzzy! Is this my reward for the august fortune my brain has

wrought for thee? By the bones of my father, this puling sentiment of

thine but ill accords with my humor.

Betake thee to the Duke, instantly! And beware how thou meddlest with my

purpose!”

Let this suffice, of the conversation. It is enough for us to know that

the prayers, the entreaties and the tears of the gentle-natured girl

availed nothing. They nor anything could move the stout old lord of

Klugenstein. And so, at last, with a heavy heart, the daughter saw the

castle gates close behind her, and found herself riding away in the

darkness surrounded by a knightly array of armed, vassals and a brave

following of servants.

The old baron sat silent for many minutes after his daughter’s departure,

and then he turned to his sad wife and said:

“Dame, our matters seem speeding fairly. It is full three months since I

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