Sketches New and Old by Mark Twain

legs for him to take holt of, which was his main dependence in a fight,

and then he limped off a piece and laid down and died. It was a good

pup, was that Andrew Jackson, and would have made a name for hisself if

he’d lived, for the stuff was in him and he had genius–I know it,

because he hadn’t no opportunities to speak of, and it don’t stand to

reason that a dog could make such a fight as he could under them

circumstances if he hadn’t no talent. It always makes me feel sorry when

I think of that last fight of his’n, and the way it turned out.

“Well, thish-yer Smiley had rat-tarriers, and chicken cocks, and tomcats

and all them kind of things, till you couldn’t rest, and you couldn’t

fetch nothing for him to bet on but he’d match you. He ketched a frog

one day, and took him home, and said he cal’lated to educate him; and so

he never done nothing for three months but set in his back yard and learn

that frog to jump. And you bet you he did learn him, too. He’d give him a

little punch behind, and the next minute you’d see that frog whirling in

the air like a doughnut–see him turn one summerset, or maybe a couple,

if he got a good start, and come down flat-footed and all right, like a

cat. He got him up so in the matter of ketching flies, and kep’ him in

practice so constant, that he’d nail a fly every time as fur as he could

see him. Smiley said all a frog wanted was education, and he could do

‘most anything–and I believe him. Why, I’ve seen him set Dan’l Webster

down here on this floor–Dan’1 Webster was the name of the frog–and sing

out, ‘Flies, Dan’l, flies!’ and quicker’n you could wink he’d spring

straight up and snake a fly off’n the counter there, and flop down on the

floor ag’in as solid as a gob of mud, and fall to scratching the side of

his head with his hind foot as indifferent as if he hadn’t no idea he’d

been doin’ any more’n any frog might do. You never see a frog so modest

and straightfor’ard as he was, for all he was so gifted. And when it

come to fair and square jumping on a dead level, he could get over more

ground at one straddle than any animal of his breed you ever see.

Jumping on a dead level was his strong suit, you understand; and when it

come to that, Smiley would ante up money on him as long as he had a red.

Smiley was monstrous proud of his frog, and well he might be, for fellers

that had traveled and been everywheres all said he laid over any frog

that ever they see.

“Well, Smiley kep’ the beast in a little lattice box, and he used to

fetch him down-town sometimes and lay for a bet. One day a feller

–a stranger in the camp, he was–come acrost him with his box, and says:

“‘What might it be that you’ve got in the box?’

“And Smiley says, sorter indifferent-like, ‘It might be a parrot, or it

might be a canary, maybe, but it ain’t–it’s only just a frog.’

“And the feller took it, and looked at it careful, and turned it round

this way and that, and says, ‘H’m–so ’tis. Well, what’s HE good for.

“‘Well,’ Smiley says, easy and careless, ‘he’s good enough for one thing,

I should judge–he can outjump any frog in Calaveras County.

“The feller took the box again, and took another long, partiular look,

and give it back to Smiley, and says, very deliberate, ‘Well,’ he says,

‘I don’t see no pints about that frog that’s any better’n any other

frog.’

“‘Maybe you don’t,’ Smiley says. ‘Maybe you understand frogs and maybe

you don’t understand ’em; maybe you’ve had experience, and maybe you

ain’t only a amature, as it were. Anyways, I’ve got my opinion, and I’ll

resk forty dollars the he can outjump any frog in Calaveras County.’

“And the feller studied a minute, and then says, kinder sad-like, ‘Well,

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