Some Buried Caesar by Rex Stout

… and fine of you, very fine, to perceive the necessity of

completing the gesture for him … I assure you I’ll do

all I can—”

He broke off and glanced at me because a knock sounded

at the door. I lifted from my chair and started across, but

it opened before I got there and two men entered. I halted,

slightly popeyed, when I saw it was Tom Pratt himself and

McMillan. Behind them, catching up with them, hustled a

middle-aged woman in a black dress, looking indignant, call-

ing to them something about Mr. Osgood not being in there,

they should wait for him in the hall… .

Then affairs began to get simultaneous and confused.

I caught a glimpse of Mr. Howard Bronson standing at one

of the French windows, looking in, and saw that Wolfe had

spotted him too. At the same time a purposeful tread sounded

from the hall, and then Mr. Frederick Osgood was among

us, wearing a scowl that beat all his previous records. He

– directed it at Pratt, ignoring inessentials. He stood solid and

enraged three feet in front of him, glaring at him, and spoke

like an irate duke:

“Out!”

McMillan started to say something, but Osgood exploded

at him: “Damn you, Monte, did you bring this man here?

Get him away at oncel I don’t want his foot on my place—”

“Now wait a second, Fred.” McMillan sounded as if he

wasn’t brooking anything much either. “Just a second and

give us a chance. I didn’t bring him; no, but we came.

There’s hell to pay around here, and Pratt doesn’t like it

any better than you do, and neither do I. Waddell, and Sam

Lake with a bunch of deputies, and a herd of state police,

are tearing things apart over there, and if there’s anything

to be found we hope they find it. At least I do; Pratt can do

his own talking. But in my opinion there’s going to have to

be some talking. Not-only on account of Clyde, but on ac-

count of what happened an hour ago.”

McMillan paused, returning Osgood’s gaze, and then said

heavily, “Caesar’s dead. My bull Caesar.”

Pratt growled, “My bull.”

“Okay, Pratt, your bull.” McMillan didn’t look at him.

“But he’s dead. I bred him and he was mine. Now he’s lying

there on the ground dead.”

OSGOOD’S scowl had got adulterated by a touch

of bewilderment. But he exploded again: “What

the devil do I care about your bull?” He transferred to

Pratt: “You get out of here. Get!”

He was turned, and so were the others, by Wolfe’s voice

booming across the room. “Mr. Osgood! Please!”

Wolfe had left the comfortable chair and was approach-

ing. I saw by the look on his face, knowing it as I did, that

something had jolted and irritated him almost to the limit,

and wondered what it could be. He joined the circle. “How

do you do, gentlemen. Mr. Pratt, it is a poor return for your

hospitality if I’ve offended you by renting my services to

Mr. Osgood, and I hope you don’t feel that way about it.

Mr. Osgood, this is your house, but however you may resent

Mr. Pratt’s entering it, surely you can bottle your hostility

for the present crisis. I assure you it’s highly desirable. He

seems to have brought vital news, with Mr. McMillan—”

Osgood, glaring at Pratt, rumbled, “You dirty abominable

mud lark!”

Pratt, returning the glare, growled, “You goddam stuffed

shirt!”

Fair enough, I thought, for a duke and a millionaire.

Wolfe said, “Pfui. What if you are both right? -Mr. McMillan,

please. What’s this about the bull?”

“He’s dead.”

“What killed him?”

“Anthrax.”

“Indeed. That’s a disease, isn’t it?”

“No. It’s sudden and terrible death. Technically it’s a

disease, of course, but it’s so swift and deadly that it’s

more like a snake or a stroke of lightning.” The stockman

snapped his fingers. “Like that.”

Wolfe nodded. “I knew of it, vaguely, in my boyhood in

Europe. But wasn’t Caesar healthy this morning? When did

you observe symptoms?”

“With anthrax you don’t observe symptoms. Not often. You

go to the pasture in the morning and find dead cattle. That’s

what happened at my place a month ago. It’s what happened

with Caesar at 5 o’clock this afternoon. One of Sam Lake’s

deputies went down to the far end of the pasture, where

I had him tied behind a clump of birch, and found him

keeled over dead. I had gone to Crowfield to see Lew Bennett.

They phoned me and I came back out, and Pratt and I decided

to come over here.”

Osgood’s scowl had got adulterated some more. I didn’t

know then that the sound of the word “anthrax,” with the

news that it had struck within a mile of his own herd, was

enough to adulterate any man’s scowl, no matter what had

happened to him. Wolfe turned and said brusquely:

“Mr. Pratt. I’d like to buy the bull’s carcass. What will

you take for it?”

I stared at him, wondering if whatever had jolted him

had thrown him off balance. Pratt stared too.

Osgood blurted, “You can’t buy an anthrax carcass. The

state takes it.”

Pratt demanded, “What in the name of God do you want

it for?”

McMillan said sourly, “They’re already there. A member of

the State Board was at Crowfield, and he got there as soon

as I did, with a dozen men. Why, what did you expect to

do with it?”

Wolfe sighed. “I suppose Mr. Waddell has told you of

my demonstration of the fact that Clyde Osgood wasn’t

killed by the bull. The absence of blood on his face. I wanted

the hide. Juries like visual evidence. What is the member of

die State Board doing with his men? Carting it away?”

“No. You don’t cart it away. You don’t want the hide

either. You don’t touch it, because it’s dangerous. You don’t

bury it, because the spores live in the soil for years. You

don’t even go close to it. What the state men are doing is

collecting wood to pile it around the carcass for a fire.” Mc-

Millan slowly shook his head. “He’ll bum all night, Caesar

will.”

“How did he get it? I understand you delivered him to

Mr. Pratt last Friday. Did he bring it with him from your

place?”

“He couldn’t have. It doesn’t wait that long to kill. The

question of how he got it … that’s one thing we came over

here to discuss.” McMillan faced Osgood. He hesitated a

second and said, “Look here, Fred, say we sit down. I’m

about played out. We want to ask you something.”

Osgood said curtly, “Come to the veranda.”

I controlled a grin. By gum, he wasn’t going to have a mud

lark sitting within his walls. They all moved, Wolfe followed,

and I brought up the rear, after a glance to see that Nancy

was just getting up from her chair and Bronson was no

longer visible through the French window. I requested her not

to forget to ask the servants what Wolfe had told her, and

she nodded,

When I got to the veranda they were seated in a group

in the wicker chairs and McMillan was telling Osgood, “We

all want it cleared up and that’s why Pratt and I came over

here. Waddell will be along pretty soon. Someone had an idea,

it doesn’t matter who, after Caesar was found dead, and we

thought it was only fair to tell you about it before it is

followed up. If you want to know why I came to tell you …

I came because everybody else was afraid to. It’s Wad-

dell’s job, or Sam Lake’s, not mine, and it will be up to

them to investigate it if they decide to, but they asked me

to come and discuss it with you first. Pratt offered to come,

but we knew how far that would get and it might even lead to

some more violence of which we’ve had plenty, so I came,

and he came along with what I would call good intentions

… he can tell you—”

Pratt began, “The fact is, Fred—”

“My name’s Osgood, damn you!”

“All right. Take your name and stick it up your chimney

and go to hell.”

Osgood ignored him and demanded, “What do you want

to discuss, Monte?”

“About Clyde,” McMillan said. “You’re going to be sore .

naturally, but it won’t help any to fly off the handle. The fact

is that Clyde was in that pasture. What for? Waddell and

Sam Lake, and Captain Barrow of the state police, admit

that Nero Wolfe’s reconstruction of it is possible, but it’s

hard to believe, and one reason it’s hard is that if somebody

did all that, who was it? That’s Chiefly what has them

stumped.”

“Not unique,” murmured Wolfe.

“Do you claim the bull killed him?” Osgood demanded.

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