Some Buried Caesar by Rex Stout

want. If you hadn’t eluded me last night I’d have got him

then. Here are the alternatives for you to choose from. It is

simplified for me by the fact that the sheriff, Mr. Lake, hap-

pens to be a protege of Mr. Osgood’s, while you are not. I

understand you and Mr. Lake are inclined to pull in opposite

directions.

“First. Release Mr. Goodwin at once. With his help I shall

shortly have my proof perfected, and I’ll deliver it to you,

with the murderer, alive or dead.

“Second. Refuse to release Mr. Goodwin. Keep him. With-

out his help and therefore with more difficulty, I’ll get the proof

anyway, and it and the murderer will go to Mr. Lake. I am

told that the Crowfield Daily Journal will be glad to cooperate

with him and see that a full and correct account of his achieve-

ment is published, which is fortunate, for the public deserves

to know what it gets for the money it pays its servants. It’s

a stroke of luck for you that you have Mr. Goodwin. But for

that, I wouldn’t be bothering with you at all.”

Wolfe regarded the district attorney inquiringly. “Your

choice, sir?”

I grinned. “He means take your pick.”

Barrow growled at me, “Close your trap.”

Waddell declared, “I still think it’s a bluff.”

Wolfe lifted his shoulders a quarter of an inch and dropped

them. “Then it’s Mr. Lake.”

“You said you know who murdered Clyde Osgood and

Howard Bronson. Do you mean one man committed both

crimes?”

“That won’t do. You get information after my assistant is

released, not before,—and when I’m ready to give it.”

“In a year or two, huh?”

“Hardly that long. Say within 24 hours. Less than that, I

hope.”

“And you actually know who the murderer is and you’ve got

evidence?”

“Yes, to the first. I’ll have satisfactory evidence.”

“What kind of evidence?”

Wolfe shook his head. “I tell you it won’t do. I’m not play-

ing a guessing game, and I won’t be pumped.”

“Convincing evidence?”

“Conclusive.”

Waddell sat back, pulled at his ear, and said nothing. Fi-

nally he turned to the stenographer and told him, “Give me

that notebook and beat it.” That command having been

obeyed, he sat again a minute and then looked at Barrow and

demanded sourly, “What about it. Captain? What the hell are

we going to do?”

“I don’t know.” Barrow compressed his Ups. “I know what

I’d like to do.”

“That’s a big help. You’ve had 6 or 8 men on this thing and

they haven’t dug up a single solitary fragment, and this

smart elephant knows who did it and will have conclusive

evidence within 24 hours. So he says.” Waddell suddenly

jerked up his chin and whirled to Wolfe: “Who knows it be-

sides you? If Lake or any of his deputies have been holding

out on me—”

“No,” Wolfe assured him. “That’s all right. They’re in the

boat with you and Captain Barrow, with no hooks and no

bait.”

“Then when did you pick it up? Where have you been?

Goodwin certainly didn’t help any, since we collared him

soon after Bronson’s body was found. By God, if this is a

stall…”

Wolfe shook his head. “Please. I’ve known who killed Clyde

Osgood since Monday night; I knew it as soon as I saw the

bull’s face; and I knew the motive. Your incredulous stare

only makes you look foolish. Likewise with Mr. Bronson; the

thing was obvious.”

“You knew all about it when you were sitting there in that

chair Tuesday afternoon? Talking to me, the district attorney?”

“Yes. But there was no evidence—or rather, there was, but

before I could reach it it had been destroyed. Now I must find

a substitute for it, and shall.”

“What was the evidence that was destroyed?”

“Not now. It’s nearly 11 o’clock, and Mr. Goodwin and I

must be going. We have work to do. By the way, I don’t want

to be annoyed by surveillance. It will be futile, and if we’re

followed I shall consider myself released from the bargain.”

“Will you give me your word of honor that you’ll do lust

what you’ve agreed to do, with no reservations and no quib-

bling?”

“Not a word of honor. I don’t like the phrase. The word

“honor’ has been employed too much by objecnoname people

and has been badly soiled. I give you my word. But I can’t

sit here talking about it all day. I understand that my assistant

has been legally committed, so the release must be legal too.”

Waddell sat and pulled at his ear. He frowned at Barrow,

but apparently read no helpful hint on the captain’s stony

countenance. He reached for his telephone and requested a

number, and after a little wait spoke into it: “Frank? Ask

Judge Hutchins if I can run up and see him for a minute. I

want to ask him to vacate a warrant.”

I ASKED, “Shall I go get him?”

Wolfe said, “No. We’ll wait.”

We were in a room at the exposition offices, not the one

where we had met Osgood Tuesday afternoon. This was small-

er and contained desks and files and chairs and was cluttered

with papers. It was noon. On leaving the courthouse with

Wolfe I had been surprised to find that our sedan was parked

out front; he explained that an Osgood employee had brought

it from where I had left it the day before. He had instructed

me to head for the exposition grounds, and our first stop

had been the main exhibits building, where we gave the

orchids an inspection and a spraying, and Wolfe arranged

with an official for their care until Saturday, and the crating

and shipping when the exposition closed. Then we had walked

to the offices and been shown to Room 9. I was allowed to

know that we expected to meet Lew Bennett there, but he

hadn’t arrived, and at noon we were still waiting for him.

I said, “If you ask my opinion, I think the best thing we can

do is disguise ourselves as well as possible and jump in the

car and drive like hell for New York. Or maybe across the line

to Vermont and hide out in an old marble quarry.”

“Stop that scratching.”

I stuck my hands in my pockets. “You realize that I have

been studying your face for 10 years, its lights and its shadows,

the way it is arranged, and the way you handle it. And I say

in all disrespect that I do not believe that the evidence

which you mentioned to those false alarms is in existence.”

“It isn’t.”

“I refer to the evidence which you promised to deliver

within 24 hours.”

“So do I.”

“But it doesn’t exist.”

“No.”

“But you’re going to deliver it?”

“Yes.”

I stared. “Okay. I suppose it was bound to happen sooner

or later, but it’s so painful to see that I wish it had happened

to me first. Once at my mother’s knee, back in 1839 I think it

was—”

“Shut up, I’m going to make it.”

“What? The bughouse?”

“The evidence. There is none. The bull was cremated. Noth-

ing else remained to demonstrate the motive for murdering

Clyde, and even if there had been other incriminating de-

tails—and there were none—they would have been useless. As

for Bronson, Mr, Lake reports a vacuum. No fingerprints, ex-

cept yours on the wallet, no one who remembers seeing him

enter the shed, no one who saw him in anybody’s company,

no one with any discoverable motive. From the New York

end, tracing his phone calL so far nothing—and of course

there can be nothing. A complete vacuum. Under the circum-

stances there is only—ah! Good morning, sir.”

The Secretary of the National Guernsey League, having

entered and shut the door behind him, approached. He

looked like a man who has been interrupted, but nothing

like as exasperated as he had been the preceding day.

His greeting was affable but not frothy, and he sat down as

if he didn’t expect to stay long.

Wolfe said, “Thank you for coming. You’re busy of course.

Remarkable, how many ways there are of being busy. I be-

lieve Mr. Osgood told you on the phone that I would ask a

favor in his name. I’ll be brief. First the relevant facts: the

records of your league are on file in your office at Fem-

borough, which is 110 miles from here, and the airplane

belonging to Mr. Sturtevant, who takes passengers for hire

at the airport at the other end of these grounds, could go

there and return in 2 hours. Those are facts.”

Bennett looked slightly bewildered. “I guess they are. I

don’t know about the airplane.”

“I do, I’ve inquired. I’ve even engaged Mr. Sturtevant’s

services, tentatively. What I would like to have, sir, before

3 o’clock, are the color pattern sketches of Hickory Caesar

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