Some Buried Caesar by Rex Stout

half-shut eyes. There was no indication that he intended either

to speak or to move.

McMillan finally demanded, “What the hell is this, a

staring match?”

Wolfe shook his head. “I don’t like it,” he said. “Believe

me, sir, I take no pleasure from it. I have no desire to drag it

out, to prolong the taste of victory. There has already been

too much delay, far too much.” He put his hand in his breast

pocket, withdrew the memo pad, and held it out. “Take that,

please, and examine the first three sheets. Thoroughly.—I’ll

want it back intact, Archie.”

With a shrug of his broad shoulders, McMillan took the

pad and looked it over. His head was bent and I couldn’t

see his face. After inspecting the sheets twice over he looked

up again.

“You’ve got me,” he declared. “Is there a trick to it?”

“I wouldn’t say a trick.” Wolfe’s tone took on an edge. “Do

you identify those sketches?”

“I never saw them before.”

“Of course not. It was a bad question. Do you identify

the original they were drawn from?”

“No I don’t. Should I? They’re not very good.”

“That’s true. Still I would have expected you to identify

them. He was your bull. Today I compared them with some

sketches, the originals on the applications for registration,

which Mr. Bennett let me look at, and it was obvious that

the model for them was Hickory Buckingham Pell. Your

bull that died of anthrax a month ago.”

“Is that so?” McMillan looked the sheets over again,

in no haste, and returned his eyes to Wolfe. “It’s possible.

That’s interesting. Where did you get these drawings?”

“That’s just the point.” Wolfe laced his fingers across

his belly. “I made them myself. You’ve heard of that homely

episode Monday afternoon, before your arrival. Mr. Goodwin

and I started to cross the pasture and were interrupted by

the bull. Mr. Goodwin escaped by agility, but I mounted that

boulder in the center of the pasture. 1 was there some 15

minutes before I was rescued by Miss Pratt. I am vain of

my dignity, and I felt undignified. The bull was parading

not far off, back and forth, and I took my memorandum pad

from my pocket and made those sketches of him. The ges-

ture may have been childish, but I got satisfaction from it.

It was … well, a justification of my point of vantage on

the boulder. May I have the pad back, please?”

McMillan didn’t move. I arose and took the pad from

him without his seeming to notice it, and put it in my pocket.

McMillan said, “You must have a screw loose. The bull

in the pasture was Caesar. Hickory Caesar Grindon.”

“No, sir. I must contradict you, for again that’s just the

point. The bull in the pasture was Hickory Buckingham Pell.

The sketches I made Monday afternoon prove it, but I was

aware of it long before I saw Mr. Bennett’s official records.

I suspected it Monday afternoon. I knew it Monday night

I didn’t know it was Buckingham, for I had never heard of

him, but I know it wasn’t Caesar.” ;

“You’re a goddam liar. Whoever told you—”

“No one told me.” Wolfe grimaced. He unlaced his fingers

to wiggle one. “Let me make a suggestion, sir. We’re engaged

in a serious business, deadly serious, and well gain nothing

by cluttering it up with frivolous rhetoric. You know very

well what I’m doing, I’m undertaking to demonstrate that

Clyde Osgood and Howard Bronson died by your hand. You

can’t refute my points until I’ve made them, and you can’t

keep me from making them by calling me names. Let’s show

mutual respect. I can’t expose your guilt by shouting ‘mur-

derer’ at you, and you can’t disprove it by shouting ‘liar’

at me. Nor by pretending surprise. You must have known

why I asked you to meet me here.”

McMillan’s gaze was steady. So was his voice: “You’re go-

ing to undertake to prove something.”

“I am. I have already shown proof that Caesar, the cham-

pion, was never in that pasture.”

“Bah. Those drawings? Anybody would see through that

trick. Do you suppose anyone is going to believe that when

the bull chased you on that rock you stood there and made

pictures of him?”

“I think so.” Wolfe’s eyes moved. “Archie, get Miss

Rowan.”

I wouldn’t have left him like that if he had had the

sketches on him, but they were in my pocket. I hotfooted

it downstairs and across the lawn and under the trees to the

hammock, which she got out of as she saw me coming. She

linked her arm through mine, and I had to tolerate it for

business reasons, but I made her trot. She offered no ob-

jections, but by the time we got upstairs to our destination

she was a little out of breath. I had to admit she was a pretty

good pupil when I saw her matter-of-fact nods. First to Wolfe

and then to McMillan. Neither of them got up.

Wolfe said, “Miss Rowan. I believe Mr. Goodwin has in-

formed you that we would ask you for an exercise of memory.

I suppose you do remember that on Monday afternoon the

activity of the bull marooned me on a rock in the pasture?”

She smiled at him. “I do.”

“How long was I on the rock?”

“Oh … I would say 15 minutes. Between 10 and 20.”

“During that time, what was Miss Pratt doing?”

“Running to get her car and driving to the pasture and

arguing with Dave about opening the gate, and then driving

to get you.”

“What was Dave doing?”

“Waving the gun and arguing with Esca … Mr. Goodwin

and arguing with Caroline and jumping around.”

“What were you doing?”

“Taking it in. Mostly I was watching you, because you

made quite a picture—you and the bull.”

“What was I doing?”

“Well, you climbed to the top of the rock and stood there

2 or 3 minutes with your arms folded and your walking

stick hanging from your wrist, and then you took a notebook

or something from your pocket and it looked as if you were

writing in it or drawing in it. You kept looking at the bull

and back at the book or whatever it was. I decided you were

making a sketch of the bull. That hardly seemed possible

under the circumstances, but it certainly looked like it.”

Wolfe nodded. “I doubt if there will ever be any reason for

you to repeat all that to a judge and jury in a courtroom, but

if such an occasion should arise would you do it?”

“Certainly. Why not?”

“Under oath?”

“Of course. Not that I would enjoy it much.”

“But you would do it?”

“Yes.”

Wolfe turned to the stockman. “Would you care to ask

her about it?”

McMillan only looked at him, and gave no sign. I went

to open the door and told Lily, “That will do, Miss Rowan,

thank you,” She crossed and stopped at my elbow and said,

‘Take me back to the hammock.” I muttered at her, “Go sit

on your thumb. School’s out.” She made a face at me and

glided over the threshold, and I shut the door and returned

to my chair.

McMillan said, “I still say it’s a trick. And a damn dirty

trick. What else?”

“That’s all.” Wolfe sighed. “That’s all, sir. I ask you to

consider whether it isn’t enough. Let us suppose that you are

on trial for the murder of Clyde Osgood. Mr. Goodwin testifies

that while I was on the rock he saw me looking at the bull

and sketching on my pad. Miss Rowan testified as you have

just heard. I testify that at that time, of that bull, I made those

sketches, and the jury is permitted to compare them with the

official sketches of Caesar and Buckingham. Wouldn’t that

satisfactorily-demonstrate that Buckingham was in the pasture,

and Caesar wasn’t and never had been?”

McMillan merely gazed at him. ;

Wolfe went on, “I’ll answer your charge that it’s a trick.

What if it is? Are you in a position to condemn tricks? As a

matter of fact, I do know, from the evidence of my own eyes,

that the bull was Buckingham. I had the opportunity to ob-

serve him minutely. Remember that I have studied the official

sketches. Buckingham had a white patch high on his left

shoulder; Caesar had not. The bull in the pasture had it.

The white shield on Buckingham’s face extended well below

the level of the eyes; on Caesar it was smaller and came to

a point higher up. Not only did I see the face of the bull in

the pasture on Monday afternoon, but that night I examined it

at close range with a flashlight. He was Buckingham. You

know it; I know it; and if I can help a jury to know it by per-

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