Grelgen hesitated. When she spoke again, she sounded
slightly embarrassed.
“Actually, you’re right. It’s only that every once in a
while we get this craving, see? Whoever’s unlucky enough
to be in the neighborhood at the time ends up on the
village menu.” She glanced over at Folly and tried to
regain some of her former arrogance. “We also find it
helpful now and then to bathe in the blood of a virgin.”
Folly digested this and collapsed, rolling about on the
ground while laughing hysterically. Grelgen saw the tears
pouring down the helpless girl’s cheeks, grunted, and
looked back over a shoulder. Jon-Tom followed her gaze.
On the far side of fairy town a bunch of muscular,
overweight enchanted folk were sliding an oversized wooden
bowl down a slope. At the sound of Grelgen’s voice they
halted.
“Right! Cancel the bathing ceremony!”
Cursing under their breath, the disappointed bowl mov-
ers reversed their efforts and began pushing their burden
back into the bushes.
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“So you think it’s funny, do you? Right then, you’re
first on the fire instead of the water rat.”
That put a clamp on Folly’s laughter.
“Why her?” Jon-Tom demanded to know.
“Why not her? For one thing she’s already depelted.”
“Oh, no you don’t.” Folly braced herself against the
bare granite wall, as far from Grelgen as she could get.
“You just try and touch me! I’ll squash you like a bug.”
Grelgen looked disgusted, waved her wand almost
indifferently, and whispered something under her breath.
Folly leaped away from the wall, clutching her backside.