‘You think so?’
‘I do,’ O’Donnell said, coming back to the bar. ‘New Hampshire’s not big enough to hold Greg. He’s one hell of a politician, and coming from me, that’s something. I thought the whole crew was nothin but a bunch of crooks and lollygags. I still do, but Greg’s an exception to the rule. He’s a square shooter. If you told me five years ago I’d be sayin somethin like that, I woulda laughed in your face. You’d be more likely to find me readin poitry than seein any good in a politician, I woulda said. But, goddammit, he’s a man.’
Johnny said, ‘Most of these guys want to be your buddy while they’re running for office, but when they get in its fuck you, Jack, I got mine until the next election. I come from Maine myself, and the one time I wrote Ed Muskie, you know what I got? A form letter!’
‘Ah, that’s a Polack for you,’ O’Donnell said. ‘What do you expect from a Polack? Listen, Greg comes back to the district every damn weekend! Now does that sound like fuck you, Jack, I got mine, to you?’
‘Every weekend, huh?’ Johnny sipped his beer. ‘Where? Trimbull? Ridgeway? The big towns?’
‘He’s got a system,’ O’Donnell said in the reverent tones of a man who has never been able to work one out for himself. ‘Fifteen towns, from the big places like Capital City right down to the little burgs like Timmesdale and Coorter’s Notch. He hits one a week until he’s gone through the whole list and then he starts at the top again. You know how big Coorter’s Notch is? They got eight hundred souls up there. So what do you think about a guy who takes a weekend off from Washington and comes down to Coorter’s Notch to freeze his balls off in a cold meetin hall? Does that sound like fuck you, Jack, I got mine, to you?’
‘No, it doesn’t,’ Johnny said truthfully. ‘What does he do? Just shake hands?’
‘No, he’s got a hall in every town. Reserves it for all day Saturday. He gets in there about ten in the morning, and people can come by and talk to him. Tell him their idears, you know. If they got questions, he answers them. If he can’t answer them, he goes back to Washington and finds the answer!’ He looked at Johnny triumphantly.
‘When was he here in Timmesdale last?’
‘Couple of months ago,’ O’Donnell said. He went to the cash register and rummaged through a pile of papers beside it. He came up with a dog-eared clipping and laid it on the bar beside Johnny.
‘Here’s the list. You just take a look at that and see what you think.’
The clipping was from the Ridgeway paper. It was fairly old now. The story was headlined STILLS ON ANNOUNCES ‘FEEDBACK CENTERS’. The first paragraph
looked as though it might have been lifted straight from the Stillson press kit. Below it
was the list of towns where Greg would be spending his weekends, and the proposed date’s. He was not due in Timmesdale again until mid-March.
‘I think it looks pretty good,’ Johnny said.
‘Yeah, I think so. Lotta people think so.’
‘By this dipping, he must have been ill Goorter’s Notch just last weekend.’
‘That’s right,’ O’Donnell said, and laughed. ‘Good old Coorter’s Notch. Want another beer, Johnny?’
‘Only if you’ll join me,’ Johnny said, and laid a couple of bucks on the bar.
‘Well, I don’t care if I do.’
One of the two bar-bags had put some money in the juke and Tammy Wynette, sounding old and tired and not happy to be here, began singing, ‘Stand By Your Man.’
‘Hey Dick!’ the other cawed. ‘You ever hear of service in this place?’
‘Shut your head! ‘ he hollered back.
‘Fuck – YOU,’ she called, and cackled.
‘Goddammit, Clarice, I told you about saying the eff-word in my bar! I told you..:
‘Oh get off it and let’s have some beer.’
‘I hate those two old cunts,’ O’Donnell muttered to Johnny. ‘Couple of old alky diesel-dykes, that’s what they are. They been here a million years, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they both lived to spit on my grave. It’s a hell of a world sometimes.’