I would see that Mr. Jingles got to Delacroix’s maiden aunt, I said, the one who had sent him the big bag of candy. His colored spool could go as well, even his “house” – we’d take up a collection and see that Toot gave up his claim on the Corona box. No, said Delacroix after some consideration (he had time to throw the spool against the wall at least five times, with Mr. Jingles either nosing it back or pushing it with his paws), that wouldn’t do. Aunt Hermione was too old, she wouldn’t understand Mr. Jingles’s frisky ways, and suppose Mr. Jingles outlived her? What would happen to him then? No, no, Aunt Hermione just wouldn’t do.
Well, then, I asked, suppose one of us took it? One of us guards? We could keep him right here on E
Block. No, Delacroix said, he thanked me kindly for the thought, certainement, but Mr. Jingles was a mouse that yearned to be free. He, Eduard Delacroix, knew this, because Mr. Jingles had – you guessed it
– whispered the information in his ear.
“All right,” I said, “one of us will take him home, Del. Dean, maybe. He’s got a little boy that would just love a pet mouse, I bet.”
Delacroix actually turned pale with horror at the thought. A little kid in charge of a rodent genius like Mr. Jingles? How in the name of le bon Dieu could a little kid be expected to keep up with his training, let alone teach him new tricks? And suppose the kid lost interest and forgot to feed him for two or three days at a stretch? Delacroix, who had roasted six human beings alive in an effort to cover up his original crime, shuddered with the delicate revulsion of an ardent anti-vivisectionist.
All right, I said, I’d take him myself (promise them anything, remember; in their last forty-eight hours, promise them anything). How would that be?
“No, sir, Boss Edgecombe,” Del said apologetically. He threw the spool again. It hit the wall, bounced, spun; then Mr. Jingles was on it like white on rice and nosing it back to Delacroix. “Thank you kindly –
merci beaucoup – but you live out in the woods, and Mr. Jingles, he be scared to live out dans la foret. I know, because-”
“I think I can guess how you know, Del,” I said.
Delacroix nodded, smiling. “But we gonna figure this out. You bet!” He threw the spool. Mr. Jingles clittered after it. I tried not to wince.
In the end it was Brutal who saved the day. He had been up by the duty desk, watching Dean and Harry play cribbage. Percy was there, too, and Brutal finally tired of trying to start a conversation with him and getting nothing but sullen grunts in response. He strolled down to where I sat on a stool outside of Delacroix’s cell and stood there listening to us with his arms folded.
“How about Mouseville?” Brutal asked into the considering silence which followed Del’s rejection of my spooky old house out in the woods. He threw the comment out in a casual just-an-idea tone of voice.
“Mouseville?” Delacroix asked, giving Brutal a look both startled and interested. “What Mouseville?”
“It’s this tourist attraction down in Florida,” he said. “Tallahassee, I think. Is that right, Paul?
Tallahassee?”
“Yep,” I said, speaking without a moment’s hesitation, thinking God bless Brutus Howell. “Tallahassee.
Right down the road apiece from the dog university.” Brutal’s mouth twitched at that, and I thought he was going to queer the pitch by laughing, but he got it under control and nodded. I’d hear about the dog university later, though, I imagined.
This time Del didn’t throw the spool, although Mr. Jingles stood on Del’s slipper with his front paws raised, clearly lusting for another chance to chase. The Cajun looked from Brutal to me and back to Brutal again. “What dey do in Mouseville?” he asked.
“You think they’d take Mr. Jingles?” Brutal asked me, simultaneously ignoring Del and drawing him on.
“Think he’s got the stuff, Paul?”
I tried to appear considering. “You know,” I said, “the more I think of it, the more it seems like a brilliant idea.” From the comer of my eye I saw Percy come partway down the Green Mile (giving Wharton’s cell a very wide berth). He stood with one shoulder leaning against an empty cell, listening with a small, contemptuous smile on his lips.