“OF COURSE.”
“Each man or woman—for some of Gilead’s best riddlers were women—approached the
barrel, drew a riddle, and handed it to the Master. The Master would ask, and if the riddle
was still unanswered after the sands in a three-minute glass had run out, that contestant had
to leave the line.”
“AND WAS THE SAME RIDDLE ASKED OF THE NEXT MAN IN LINE?”
“Yes.”
“SO THAT MAN HAD EXTRA TIME TO THINK.”
“Yes.”
“I SEE. IT SOUNDS PRETTY SWELL.”
Roland frowned. “Swell?”
“He means it sounds like fun,” Susannah said quietly.
Roland shrugged. “It was fun for the onlookers, I suppose, but the contestants took it very seriously, and there were quite often arguments and fist-fights after the contest was over
and the prize had been awarded.”
“WHAT PRIZE WAS THAT?”
“The largest goose in Barony. And year after year my teacher, Cort, carried that goose
home.”
“HE MUST HAVE BEEN A GREAT RIDDLER,” Blaine said respectfully. “I WISH HE
WERE HERE.”
That makes two of us, Roland thought.
“Now I come to my proposal,” Roland said.
“I WILL LISTEN WITH GREAT INTEREST, ROLAND OF GILEAD.”
“Let these next hours be our Fair-Day. You will not riddle us, for you wish to hear new riddles, not tell some of those millions you must already know—”
“CORRECT.”
“We couldn’t solve most of them, anyway,” Roland went on. “I’m sure you know riddles that would have stumped even Cort, had they been pulled out of the barrel.” He was not
sure of it at all, but the time to use the fist had passed and the time for the open hand had
come.
“OF COURSE,” Blaine agreed.
“I propose that, instead of a goose, our lives shall be the prize,” Roland said. “We will riddle you as we run, Blaine. If, when we come to Topeka, you have solved every one of
our riddles, you may carry out your original plan and kill us. That is your goose. But if we
stump you— if there is a riddle in either Jake’s book or one of our heads which you don’t
know and can’t answer—you must take us to Topeka and then free us to pursue our quest.
That is our goose.”
Silence.
“Do you understand?”
“YES.”
“Do you agree?”
More silence from Blaine the Mono. Eddie sat stiffly with his arm around Susannah,
looking up at the ceiling of the Barony Coach. Susan- nah’s left hand slipped across her
belly, thinking of the secret which might be growing there. Jake stroked Oy’s fur lightly,
avoiding the bloody tangles where the bumbler had been stabbed. They waited while
Blaine— the real Blaine, now far behind them, living his quasi-life beneath a city where all
the inhabitants lay dead by his hand—considered Roland’s proposal.
“YES,” Blaine said at last. “I AGREE, IF I SOLVE ALL THE RIDDLES YOU ASK ME,
I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME TO THE PLACE WHERE THE PATH ENDS IN THE
CLEARING. IF ONE OF YOU TELLS A RIDDLE I CANNOT SOLVE, I WILL SPARE
YOUR LIVES AND TAKE YOU TO TOPEKA, WHERE YOU WILL LEAVE THE
MONO AND CONTINUE YOUR QUEST FOR THE DARK TOWER. HAVE I
UNDERSTOOD THE TERMS AND LIM- ITS OF YOUR PROPOSAL CORRECTLY,
ROLAND, SON OF STEVEN?”
“Yes.”
“VERY WELL, ROLAND OF GILEAD.
“VERY WELL, EDDIE OF NEW YORK.
“VERY WELL, SUSANNAH OF NEW YORK.
“VERY WELL, JAKE OF NEW YORK.
“VERY WELL, OY OF MID-WORLD.”
Oy looked up briefly at the sound of his name.
“YOU ARE KA-TET; ONE MADE FROM MANY. SO AM I. WHOSE KA-TET IS THE
STRONGER IS SOMETHING WE MUST NOW PROVE.”
There was a moment of silence, broken only by the steady hard throb of the slo-trans
turbines, bearing them on across the waste lands, bearing them on toward Topeka, the place
where Mid-World ended and End-World began.
“SO,” cried the voice of Blaine. “CAST YOUR NETS, WANDER- ERS! TRY ME WITH
YOUR QUESTIONS, AND LET THE CON- TEST BEGIN.”
AUTHOR’S NOTE
THE FOURTH VOLUME IN the tale of the Dark Tower should appear— always
assuming the continuation of Constant Writer’s life and Constant Reader’s interest—in the
not-too-distant future. It’s hard to be more exact than that; finding the doors to Roland’s
world has never been easy for me, and it seems to take more and more whittling to make
each successive key fit each successive lock. Nevertheless, if readers request a fourth
volume, it will be provided, for I still am able to find Roland’s world when I set my wits to
it, and it still holds me in thrall . . . more, in many ways, than any of the other worlds I have wandered in my imagination. And, like those mysterious slo-trans engines, this story seems
to be picking up its own accelerating pace and rhythm.
I am well aware that some readers of The Waste Lands will be displeased that it has ended
as it has, with so much unresolved. I am not terribly pleased to be leaving Roland and his companions in the not-so-tender care of Blaine the Mono myself, and although you are not
obli- gated to believe me, I must nevertheless insist that I was as surprised by the conclusion
to this third volume as some of my readers may be. Yet books which write themselves (as
this one did, for the most part) must also be allowed to end themselves, and I can only
assure you, Reader, that Roland and his band have come to one of the crucial
border-crossings in their story, and we must leave them here for a while at the customs
station, answering questions and filling out forms. All of which is simply a metaphorical
way of saying that it was over again for a while and my heart was wise enough to stop me
from trying to push ahead anyway.
The course of the next volume is still murky, although I can assure you that the business of
Blaine the Mono will be resolved, that we will all find out a good deal more about Roland’s
life as a young man, and that we will be reacquainted with both the Tick-Tock Man and that
puzzling figure Walter, called the Wizard or the Ageless Stranger. It is with this terrible
and enigmatic figure that Robert Browning begins his epic poem, “Childe Roland to the
Dark Tower Came,” writing of him:
My first thought was, he lied in every word,
That hoary cripple, with malicious eye
Askance to watch the working of his lie
On mine, and mouth scarce able to afford
Suppression of the glee, that pursed and scored
Its edge, at one more victim gained thereby.
It is this malicious liar, this dark and powerful magician, who holds the true key to
End-World and the Dark Tower … for those courageous enough to grasp it.
And for those who are left.
Bangor, Maine
March 5th, 1991