Stephen King – The Waste Lands

began to make themselves busy; a third opened the belly of the stove and struck a long

sulphur match to the wood already laid neatly within; a fourth opened another door and

went down a short set of narrow steps into what looked like a cold-pantry. Aunt Talitha,

meanwhile, led the rest of them into a spacious entry at the rear of the church building. She

waved her cane at two trestle tables which had been stored there under a clean but ragged

dropcoth, and the two elderly albinos immediately went over and began to wrestle with one

of them.

“Come on, Jake,” Eddie said. “Let’s lend a hand.”

“Nawp!” Aunt Talitha said briskly. “We may be old, but we don’t need comp’ny to lend a hand! Not yet, youngster!”

“Leave them be,” Roland said.

“Old fools’ll rupture themselves,” Eddie muttered, but he followed the others, leaving the old men to their chosen table.

Susannah gasped as Eddie lifted her from her chair and carried her through the back door.

This wasn’t a lawn but a showplace, with beds of flowers blazing like torches in the soft

green grass. She saw some she recognized—marigolds and zinnias and phlox—but many

others were strange to her. As she watched, a horsefly landed on a bright blue petal . . .

which at once folded over it and rolled up tight.

“Wow!” Eddie said, staring around. “Busch Gardens!”

Si said, “This is the one place we keep the way it was in the old days, before the world

moved on. And we keep it hidden from those who ride through—Pubes, Grays, harriers.

They’d bum it if they knew . . . and kill us for keeping such a place. They hate anything

nice—all of em. It’s the one thing all those bastards have in common.”

The blind woman tugged his arm to shush him.

“No riders these days,” the old man with the wooden leg said. “Not for a long time now.

They keep closer in to the city. Guess they find all they need to keep em well right there.”

The albino twins struggled out with the table. One of the old women followed them,

urging them to hurry up and get the hell out of her way. She held a stoneware pitcher in

each hand.

“Sit ye down, gunslinger!” Aunt Talitha cried, sweeping her hand at the grass. “Sit ye down, all!”

Susannah could smell a hundred conflicting perfumes. They made her feel dazed and

unreal, as if this was a dream she was having. She could hardly believe this strange little pocket of Eden, carefully hidden behind the crumbling facade of the dead town.

Another woman came out with a tray of glasses. They were mismatched but spotless,

twinkling in the sun like fine crystal. She held the tray out first to Roland, then to Aunt

Talitha, Eddie, Susannah, and Jake at the last. As each took a glass, the first woman poured

a dark golden liquid into it.

Roland leaned over to Jake, who was sitting tailor-fashion near an oval bed of bright green

flowers with Oy at his side. He murmured: “Drink only enough to be polite, Jake, or we’ll

be carrying you out of town—this is graf —strong apple-beer.”

Jake nodded.

Talitha held up her glass, and when Roland followed suit, Eddie, Susannah, and Jake did

the same.

“What about the others?” Eddie whispered to Roland.

“They’ll be served after the voluntary. Now be quiet.”

“Will ye set us on with a word, gunslinger?” Aunt Talitha asked.

The gunslinger got to his feet, his glass upraised in his hand. He lowered his head, as if in

thought. The few remaining residents of River Crossing watched him respectfully and,

Jake thought, a little fearfully. At last he raised his head again. “Will you drink to the earth, and to the days which have passed upon it?” he asked. His voice was hoarse,’ trembling

with emotion. “Will you drink to the fullness which was, and to friends who have passed on?

Will you drink to good company, well met? Will these things set us on, Old Mother?”

She was weeping, Jake saw, but her face broke into a smile of radiant happiness all the

same . . . and for a moment she was almost young. Jake looked at her with wonder and

sudden, dawning happiness. For the first time since Eddie had hauled him through the door,

he felt the shadow of the doorkeeper truly leave his heart.

“Ay, gunslinger!” she said. “Fair spoken! They’ll set us on by the league, so they shall!”

She tilted her glass up and drank it at a draught. When the glass was empty, Roland

emptied his own. Eddie and Susannah also drank, although less deeply.

Jake tasted his own drink, and was surprised to find he liked it— the brew was not bitter,

as he had expected, but both sweet and tart, like cider. He could feel the effects almost at

once, however, and he put the glass carefully aside. Oy sniffed at it, then drew back, and

dropped his muzzle on Jake’s ankle.

Around them, the little company of old people—the last residents of River

Crossing—were applauding. Most, like Aunt Talitha, were weeping openly. And now

other glasses—not so fine but wholly serviceable—were passed around. The party began, and a fine party it was on that long summer’s afternoon beneath the wide prairie sky.

7

EDDIE THOUGHT THE MEAL, he ate that day was the best he had had since the mythic

birthday feasts of his childhood, when his mother had made it her business to serve

everything he liked—meatloaf and roasted potatoes and corn on the cob and devil’s food

cake with vanilla ice cream on the side.

The sheer variety of the edibles put before them—especially after the months they had

spent eating nothing but lobster meat, deer meat, and the few bitter greens which Roland

pronounced safe—undoubtedly had something to do with the pleasure he took in the food,

but Eddie didn’t think that was the sole answer; he noticed that the kid was packing it away

by the plateful (and feeding a chunk of something to the bumbler crouched at his feet every

couple of minutes), and Jake hadn’t been here a week yet.

There were bowls of stew (chunks of buffalo meat floating in a rich brown gravy loaded

with vegetables), platters of fresh biscuits, crocks of sweet white butter, and bowls of

leaves that looked like spinach but weren’t . . . exactly. Eddie had never been crazy about

greens, but at the first taste of these, some deprived part of him awoke and cried for them.

He ate well of everything, but his need for the green stuff approached greed, and he saw

Susannah was also helping herself to them again and again. Among the four of them, the

travellers emptied three bowls of the leaves.

The dinner dishes were swept away by the old women and the albino twins. They returned

with chunks of cake piled high on two thick white plates and a bowl of whipped cream. The

cake gave off a sweetly fragrant smell that made Eddie feel as if he had died and gone to

heaven.

“Only buffaler cream,” Aunt Talitha said dismissively. “No more cows—last one croaked thirty year ago. Buffaler cream ain’t no prize- winner, but better’n nothin, by Daisy!”

The cake turned out to be loaded with blueberries. Eddie thought it beat by a country mile

any cake he’d ever had. He finished three pieces, leaned back, and belched ringingly before

he could clap a hand over his mouth. He looked around guiltily.

Mercy, the blind woman, cackled. “I heard that! Someone be thankin• the cook, Auntie!”

“Ay,” Aunt Talitha said, laughing herself. “So he do.”

The two women who had served the food were returning yet again. One carried a steaming

jug; the other had a number of thick ceramic cups balanced precariously on her tray.

Aunt Talitha was sitting at the head of the table with Roland by her right hand. Now he

leaned over and murmured something in her ear. She listened, her smile fading a little, then

nodded.

“Si, Bill, and Till,” she said. “You three stay. We are going to have us a little palaver with this gunslinger and his friends, on account of they mean to move along this very afternoon.

The rest of you take your coffee in the kitchen and so cut down the babble. Mind you make

your manners before you go!”

Bill and Till, the albino twins, remained sitting at the foot of the table. The others formed a

line and moved slowly past the travellers. Each of them shook hands with Eddie and

Susannah, then kissed Jake on the cheek. The boy accepted this with good grace, but Eddie

could see he was both surprised and embarrassed.

When they reached Roland, they knelt before him and touched the sandalwood butt of the

revolver which jutted from the holster he wore on his left hip. He put his hands on their