“You have a visitor, Mrs. Grey.”
“What?”
“You have a visitor.”
Agnes paused, peering at me. Her tongue crept into view and then disappeared again. “Who’s this?” Her voice was hoarse from screeching. Mrs. Renquist held out a hand to her, helping Agnes down off the bed. The nurse’s aide took a clean gown from the nightstand. Mrs. Renquist shook it out and draped it around Agnes’s scrawny shoulders, pushing her arms into the sleeves. Agnes submitted with the complaisance of a baby, her rheumy-eyed attention still focused on me. Her skin was speckled with color: pale brown maculae, patches of rose and white, knotty blue veins, crusty places where healing cuts formed fiery lines of red. The epidermal tissue was so thin I half-expected to see the pale gray shapes of internal organs, like those visible on a newly hatched bird. What is it about aging that takes us right back to birth? She smelled sooty and dense, a combination of dried urine and old gym socks. Right away, I started revising the notion of driving back to Santa Teresa in the same tiny car with her. The aide excused herself with a murmur and made a hasty getaway.
I held out a hand politely. “Hello, Agnes. I’m Kinsey Millhone.”
“Hah?”
Mrs. Renquist leaned close to Agnes and hollered my name so loud that two other old ladies on the ward woke up and began to make quacking sounds. “Kinsey Millhone. She’s a friend of your daughter’s. ”
Agnes drew back, giving me a suspicious look. “Who?”
“Irene,” I yelled.
“Who asked you?” Agnes shot back, peevishly. She began to work her lips mechanically, as if tasting something she’d eaten fifty years before.
Mrs. Renquist repeated the information, enunciating with care. I could see Agnes withdraw. A veil of simplicity seemed to cover her bright gaze and she launched abruptly into a dialogue with herself that made no sense whatever. “Keep hush. Do not say a word. Well, I can if I want. No, you can’t. Danger, danger, ooo hush, plenty, plenty. Don’t even give a hint…” She began a warbling rendition of “Good Night, Irene.”
Mrs. Renquist rolled her eyes and a short, impatient sigh escaped. “She pulls this when she doesn’t feel like doing what you want,” she said. “She’ll snap out of it.”
We waited for a moment. Agnes had added gestures and her tone was argumentative. She’d adopted the quarrelsome air of someone in a supermarket express line when the customer at the register tries to cash a paycheck. Whatever universe she’d been transported to, it did not include us.
I drew Mrs. Renquist aside and lowered my voice. “Why don’t we leave her alone for the time being,” I said. “I’m going to have to put a call through to Mrs. Gersh anyway and ask her what she wants done. There’s no point in upsetting her mother any more than we have to.”
“Well, it’s whatever you want,” Mrs. Renquist said. “She’s just being ornery. Do you want to use the office phone?”
“I’ll call from the motel.”
“Be sure we know how to get in touch with you,” she said, with a faint note of uneasiness. I could see a hint of panic in her eyes at the notion that I might leave town without making arrangements for Agnes’s removal.
“I’ll leave the motel number with Mrs. Haynes.”
I drove back to the Vagabond, where I put in a call first to Sergeant Pokrass at the sheriff’s department, advising her that Agnes Grey had indeed turned up.
Then I placed the call to Irene Gersh and filled her in on her mother’s circumstances. My report was greeted with dead silence. I waited, listening to her breathe in my ear.
“I suppose I better talk to Clyde,” she said finally. She did not sound happy at having to do this and I could only imagine what Clyde’s reaction would be.
“What do you want me to do in the meantime?” I asked.
“Just stay there, if you would. I’ll give Clyde a call at the office and get back to you as soon as possible, but it probably won’t be till around suppertime. I’d appreciate it if you’d drive back out to the Slabs and put a padlock on Mother’s door.”
“What good is that going to do?” I said. “The minute I’m gone, the little turds will break in. The louvers in one window are already gone. Frustrate these kids and they’ll tear the place apart.”
“It sounds like they’ve already done that.”
“Well, true, but there’s no point making life any more difficult.”
“I don’t care. I hate the idea of trespassers and I won’t abandon the place. She may still have personal belongings on the premises. Besides, she might want to go back when she’s feeling like herself again. Did you talk to the sheriff? Surely there’s some way to patrol the area.”
“I don’t see how. You know the situation better than I do. You’d have to have an armed guard to keep squatters out and what’s the point? That trailer’s already been trashed.”
“I want it locked,” she said with an unmistakable edge.
“I’ll do what I can,” I said, making no attempt to disguise my skepticism.
“Thank you.”
I gave her the telephone number at the Vagabond and she said she’d get in touch with me later on. I changed back into jeans and tennis shoes, hopped in the car, and headed over to a hardware store where I bought an oversize padlock of cartoon proportions that weighed about three pounds. The clerk assured me it would take a blasting cap to pop it off the hasp. What hasp, I thought? While I was at it, I bought the whole mechanism-hinged metal fastening and the corresponding staple-along with the tools to install the damn thing. Nothing was going to keep those kids out. I’d seen at least two holes punched into the trailer shell. All they’d have to do was enlarge one and they could crawl in and out like rats. On the other hand, I was getting paid to do this, so what did I care? I picked up some nails and a couple of pieces of scrap lumber and returned to my car.
I drove north on 111, doing the eighteen-mile return trip to the Slabs. Offhand, I couldn’t recall the name of the road I was looking for so I kept my speed down and spent a lot of time peering off to my right. I passed a grove of date palms on my left. Beyond, in the far distance, I could see the vivid green of fields under cultivation. Somehow the countryside looked different, but it wasn’t until I spotted the sign reading salton sea recreation area that I realized how far I’d overshot the mark. The road to the Slabs had to be ten miles back. I spotted a gravel side road ahead on the left and
I figured it was as good a place as any to make the turnaround. An old high-sided truck was approaching, kicking up a trail of dust in spite of the tact it was only moving ten miles an hour.
I slowed for the turn, checking my rearview mirror. A red pickup truck was barreling down on me, but the driver must have noted my change in speed. He veered right, cutting around me as I gunned the engine, scooting out of his path. I heard the faint pop of a rock being crushed under my wheel, but it wasn’t until I’d done the U-turn and was back on 111, that I felt the sudden roughness in the ride. The flap-flap-flapping sound warned me that one of my back tires was flat.
“Oh great,” I said. Clearly, I’d run over something more treacherous than a rock. I pulled over to the side of the road and got out. I circled my car. The rim of my right rear wheel was resting on the pavement, the tire forming a flabby rubber puddle underneath. It must have been five or six years since I’d changed a tire, but the principles probably hadn’t changed. Take the jack out of the trunk, crank the sucker till the weight is lifted off the wheel, remove the hubcap, struggle with the lug nuts, pull the bad wheel off and set it aside while you heft the good one into place. Then replace all the lug nuts and tighten them before you jack the car down again.
I opened my trunk and checked my spare, which was looking a bit soggy in itself. I wrestled it out and bounced it on the pavement. Not wonderful, but I decided it would get me as far as the nearest service station, which I remembered seeing a few miles down the road. This is why I jog and bust my hump lifting weights, so I can cope with life’s little inconveniences. At least I wasn’t wearing heels and panty hose and I didn’t have glossy fingernails to wreck in the process.