Sweet MYTH-tery of Life by Robert Asprin

“That’s only logical,” I agreed.

“Then you understand why I have you down in the budget for the rather substantial figure you’ve been protesting,” she concluded triumphantly.

“I do?” I blinked.

I thought I had been following her fine, step by step. Somewhere along the way, however, I seemed to have missed something.

“Don’t you see, Skeeve?” she pressed. “The services you’re providing for Possiltum fall into all three of the high pay requirements. The work is dangerous and unpleasant, it definitely requires special skills from you and your staff, and, since you’re setting policy for an entire kingdom, the responsibility level is right up there with the best of them!”

I had never stopped to think about it in those terms, mostly to preserve my nerves and sanity, but she did have a point. She wasn’t done, however.

“What’s more,” she continued, “you’re darn near at the top of your profession and the pecking order. Remember, Grimble’s reporting to you now, which makes your pay scale higher than his. What’s more, you’ve been a hot magical property for some time now . . . not just here on Klah, but at the Bazaar on Deva which is pretty big league. Your Queen Hemlock has gotten the kingdom in a major mess, and if she’s going to hire the best to bail her out, she’s bloody well going to pay for it.”

That last part had an unpleasant sound of vindictiveness to it, but there was something that was bothering me even more.

“For the moment, let’s say I agree with you . . . at least on the financial side,” I said. “I still don’t see how I can draw pay as a financial consultant and a court magician.

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