Sweet MYTH-tery of Life by Robert Asprin

The one variable in the whole situation I could control was me, and I was bound and determined that if anything went wrong with the evening, it wouldn’t be because I hadn’t put enough effort into my preparations. Money was easy. While I wasn’t sure where we would be going, I figured that two or three hundred in gold would cover our expenses . . . though I made a note to bring along my credit card from Perv just to be on the safe side.

Wardrobe was another matter. After changing my outfit completely a dozen times, I finally settled on the same clothes I had worn when I had my match with the Sen-Sen Ante Kid . . . the dark maroon open-necked shirt with the charcoal gray slacks and vest. I figured that if it had impressed people on Deva, it should be impressive no matter where we went. Of course, on Deva, I had also been traveling with an entourage of bodyguards and assistants . . . not to mention a quarter of a million in gold.

I was just considering changing my clothes one more time, when there was a knock at the door. This surprised me a little, as I had somehow expected that my date would simply appear in the room. As soon as that thought occurred to me, however, it also occurred to me that there had been an excellent chance that she would have appeared while I was changing outfits. Slightly relieved at having escaped a potentially embarrassing situation, I opened the door.

“Hi, Skeeve,” Bunny said, sweeping past me into the room. “I thought I’d stop by and brief you on the latest budget developments and maybe do dinner and . . . Hey! You look nice.”

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