“Hung for a kid, you said,” he rumbled softly in his old bass voice, continuing to eye the stone bottles of vintage. “I see four kids, Mouser.” The Mouser echoed himself.
“Naturally.”
By the time the candle the Mouser had fetched was guttering in a little pool, Fafhrd was draining the third “kid.” He held it upended above his head and caught the last drop, then batted it lightly away like a large feather-stuffed ball. As its shards exploded from the floor, he bent over from where he was sitting on the bed, bent so low that his beard brushed the floor, and clasped the last “kid” with both hands and lifted it with exaggerated care onto the table. Then taking up a very short-bladed knife and keeping his eyes so close to his work that they were inevitably crossed, he picked every last bit of resin out of the neck, flake by tiny flake.
Fafhrd no longer looked at all like an acolyte, even a misbehaving one. After finishing the first “kid” he had stripped for action. His camel’s hair robe was flung into one corner of the room, the pieces of padded armor into another. Wearing only a once-white loincloth, he looked like some lean doomful berserk, or a barbaric king in a bath-house. For some time no light had been coming through the louvers. Now there was a little—the red glow of torches. The noises of night had started and were on the increase—thin laughter, hawkers’ cries, various summonses to prayer … and Bwadres calling “Fafhrd!’’ again and again in his raspy long-carrying voice. But that last had stopped some time ago.
Fafhrd took so long with the resin, handling it like gold leaf, that the Mouser had to fight down several groans of impatience. But he was smiling his soft smile of victory. He did move once—to light a fresh taper from the expiring one. Fafhrd did not seem to notice the change in illumination. By now, it occurred to the Mouser, his friend was doubtless seeing everything by that brilliant light of spirits of wine which illumines the way of all brave drunkards.
Without any warning the Northerner lifted the short knife high and stabbed it into the center of the cork.
“Die, false Mingol!” he cried, withdrawing the knife with a twist, the cork on its point. “I drink your blood!” And he lifted the stone bottle to his lips.
After he had gulped about a third of its contents, by the Mouser’s calculation, he set it down rather suddenly on the table. His eyeballs rolled upward, all the muscles of his body quivered with the passing of a beatific spasm, and he sank back majestically, like a tree that falls with care. The frail bed creaked ominously but did not collapse under its burden.
Yet this was not quite the end. An anxious crease appeared between Fafhrd’s shaggy eyebrows, his head tilted up and his bloodshot eyes peered out menacingly from their eagle’s nest of hair, searching the room.
Their gaze finally settled on the last stone bottle. A long rigidly-muscled arm shot out, a great hand shut on the top of the bottle and placed it under the edge of the bed and did not leave it. Then Fafhrd’s eyes closed, his head dropped back with finality and, smiling, he began to snore.
The Mouser stood up and came over. He rolled back one of Fafhrd’s eyelids, gave a satisfied nod, then gave another after feeling Fafhrd’s pulse, which was surging with as slow and strong a rhythm as the breakers of the Outer Sea. Meanwhile the Mouser’s other hand, operating with an habitual deftness and artistry unnecessary under the circumstances, abstracted from a fold in Fafhrd’s loincloth a gleaming gold object he had earlier glimpsed there. He tucked it away in a secret pocket in the skirt of his gray tunic.
Someone coughed behind him.
It was such a deliberate-sounding cough that the Mouser did not leap or start, but only turned around without changing the planting of his feet in a movement slow and sinuous as that of a ceremonial dancer in the Temple of the Snake.
Pulg was standing in the inner doorway, wearing the black-and-silver striped robe and cowl of a masker and holding a black, jewel-spangled vizard a little aside from his face. He was looking at the Mouser enigmatically.
“I didn’t think you could do it, son, but you did,” he said softly. “You patch your credit with me at a wise time. Ho, Wiggin, Quatch! Ho, Grilli!”
The three henchmen glided into the room behind Pulg, garbed in garments as somberly gay as their master’s. The first two were stocky men, but the third was slim as a weasel and shorter than the Mouser, at whom he glared with guarded and rivalrous venom. The first two were armed with small crossbows and shortswords, but the third had no weapon in view.
“You have the cords, Quatch?” Pulg continued. He pointed at Fafhrd. “Then bind me this man to the bed. See that you secure well his brawny arms.”
“He’s safer unbound,” the Mouser started to say, but Pulg cut in on him with, “Easy, son. You’re still running this job, but I’m going to be looking over your shoulder; yes, and I’m going to be revising your plan as you go along, changing any detail I choose. Good training for you. Any competent lieutenant should be able to operate under the eyes of his general, yes, even when other subordinates are listening in on the reprimands. We’ll call it a test.”
The Mouser was alarmed and puzzled. There was something about Pulg’s behavior that he did not at all understand. Something discordant, as if a secret struggle were going on inside the master extortioner. He was not obviously drunk, yet his piggy eyes had a strange gleam. He seemed most fey.
“How have I forfeited your trust?” the Mouser asked sharply.
Pulg grinned skewily. “Son, I’m ashamed of you,” he said. “High Priestess Ilala told me the full story of the black sloop—how you sublet it from the Treasurer in return for allowing him to keep the pearl tiara and stomacher. How you had Ourph the Mingol sail it to another dock. Ilala got mad at the Treasurer because he went cold on her or scared and wouldn’t give her the black gewgaws. That’s why she came to me. To cap it, your Lilyblack spilled the same story to Grilli here, whom she favors. Well, son?”
The Mouser folded his arms and threw back his head. “You said yourself the split was sufficient,” he told Pulg. “We can always use another sloop.”
Pulg laughed low and rather long. “Don’t get me wrong,” he said at last. “I like my lieutenants to be the sort of men who’d want a bolt-hole handy—I’d suspect their brains if they didn’t. I want them to be the sort of men who worry a lot about their precious skins, but only after worrying about my hide first! Don’t fret, son. We’ll get along—I think. Quatch! Is he bound yet?”
The two burlier henchmen, who had hooked their crossbows to their belts, were well along with their job. Tight loops of rope at chest, waist and knees bound Fafhrd to the bed, while his wrists had been drawn up level with the top of his head and tightly laced to the sides of the bed. Fafhrd still snored peacefully on his back. He had stirred a little and groaned when his hand had been drawn away from the bottle under the bed, but that was all. Wiggin was preparing to bind the Northerner’s ankles, but Pulg signed it was enough.
“Grilli!” Pulg called. “Your razor!”
The weasel-like henchman seemed merely to wave his hand past his chest and—lo!—there was a gleaming square-headed blade in it. He smiled as he moved toward Fafhrd’s naked ankles. He caressed the thick tendons under them and looked pleadingly at Pulg.
Pulg was watching the Mouser narrowly.
The Mouser felt an unbearable tension stiffening him. He must do something! He raised the back of his hand to his mouth and yawned.
Pulg pointed at Fafhrd’s other end. “Grilli,” he repeated, “shave me this man! Debeard and demane him! Shave him like an egg!” Then he leaned toward the Mouser and said in a sort of slack-mouthed confidential way, “I’ve heard of these barbs that it draws their strength. Think you so? No matter, we’ll see.”
Slashing of a lusty man’s head-and-face hair and then shaving him close takes considerable time, even when the barber is as shudderingly swift as Grilli and as heedless of the dim and flickering light. Time enough for the Mouser to assess the situation seventeen different ways and still not find its ultimate key. One thing shone through from every angle: the irrationality of Pulg’s behavior. Spilling secrets … accusing a lieutenant in front of henchmen … proposing an idiot “test”…wearing grotesque holiday clothes … binding a man dead drunk … and now this superstitious nonsense of shaving Fafhrd—why, it was as if Pulg were fey indeed and performing some eerie ritual under the demented guise of shrewd tactics.