The American Claimant by Mark Twain

from this spot they showed him where the young man must have gone down in

case he was suffocated in his room; and they showed him still a third

place, quite remote, where he might possibly have found his death if

perchance he tried to escape by the side exit toward the rear. The old

Colonel brushed away a tear and said to Hawkins:

“As it turns out there was something prophetic in my fears. Yes, it’s a

matter of ashes. Will you kindly step to a grocery and fetch a couple

more baskets?”

Reverently they got a basket of ashes from each of those now hallowed

spots, and carried them home to consult as to the best manner of

forwarding them to England, and also to give them an opportunity to “lie

in state,”–a mark of respect which the colonel deemed obligatory,

considering the high rank of the deceased.

They set the baskets on the table in what was formerly the library,

drawing-room and workshop–now the Hall of Audience–and went up stairs

to the lumber room to see if they could find a British flag to use as a

part of the outfit proper to the lying in state. A moment later, Lady

Rossmore came in from the street and caught sight of the baskets just as

old Jinny crossed her field of vision. She quite lost her patience and

said:

“Well, what will you do next? What in the world possessed you to clutter

up the parlor table with these baskets of ashes?”

“Ashes?” And she came to look. She put up her hands in pathetic

astonishment. “Well, I never see de like!”

“Didn’t you do it?”

“Who, me? Clah to goodness it’s de fust time I’ve sot eyes on ’em, Miss

Polly. Dat’s Dan’l. Dat ole moke is losin’ his mine.”

But it wasn’t Dan’l, for he was called, and denied it.

“Dey ain’t no way to ‘splain dat. Wen hit’s one er dese-yer common

‘currences, a body kin reckon maybe de cat–”

“Oh!” and a shudder shook Lady Rossmore to her foundations. “I see it

all. Keep away from them–they’re his.”

“His, m’ lady?”

“Yes–your young Marse Sellers from England that’s burnt up.”

She was alone with the ashes–alone before she could take half a breath.

Then she went after Mulberry Sellers, purposing to make short work with

his program, whatever it might be; “for,” said she, “when his

sentimentals are up, he’s a numskull, and there’s no knowing what

extravagance he’ll contrive, if you let him alone.” She found him.

He had found the flag and was bringing it. When she heard that his idea

was to have the remains “lie in state, and invite the government and the

public,” she broke it up. She said:

“Your intentions are all right–they always are–you want to do honour to

the remains, and surely nobody can find any fault with that, for he was

your kin; but you are going the wrong way about it, and you will see it

yourself if you stop and think. You can’t file around a basket of ashes

trying to look sorry for it and make a sight that is really solemn,

because the solemner it is, the more it isn’t–anybody can see that. It

would be so with one basket; it would be three times so with three.

Well, it stands to reason that if it wouldn’t be solemn with one mourner,

it wouldn’t be with a procession–and there would be five thousand people

here. I don’t know but it would be pretty near ridiculous; I think it

would. No, Mulberry, they can’t lie in state–it would be a mistake.

Give that up and think of something else.”

So he gave it up; and not reluctantly, when he had thought it over and

realized how right her instinct was. He concluded to merely sit up with

the remains just himself and Hawkins. Even this seemed a doubtful

attention, to his wife, but she offered no objection, for it was plain

that he had a quite honest and simple-hearted desire to do the friendly

and honourable thing by these forlorn poor relics which could command no

hospitality in this far off land of strangers but his. He draped the

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