The American Claimant by Mark Twain

A hundred thousand. Yet you are expecting two or three of–these

inventions of yours to turn out some billions of money–and you are

wanting them to do that. If you wanted ten millions, I could understand

that–it’s inside the human limits. But billions! That’s clear outside

the limits. There must be a definite project back of that somewhere.”

The earl’s interest and surprise augmented with every word, and when

Hawkins finished, he said with strong admiration:

“It’s wonderfully reasoned out, Washington, it certainly is. It shows

what I think is quite extraordinary penetration. For you’ve hit it;

you’ve driven the centre, you’ve plugged the bulls-eye of my dream. Now

I’ll tell you the whole thing, and you’ll understand it. I don’t need to

ask you to keep it to yourself, because you’ll see that the project will

prosper all the better for being kept in the background till the right

time. Have you noticed how many pamphlets and books I’ve got lying

around relating to Russia?”

“Yes, I think most anybody would notice that–anybody who wasn’t dead.”

“Well, I’ve been posting myself a good while. That’s a great and,

splendid nation, and deserves to be set free.” He paused, then added in

a quite matter-of-fact way, ” When I get this money I’m going to set it

free.”

“Great guns!”

“Why, what makes you jump like that?”

“Dear me, when you are going to drop a remark under a man’s chair that is

likely to blow him out through the roof, why don’t you put some

expression, some force, some noise unto it that will prepare him? You

shouldn’t flip out such a gigantic thing as this in that colorless kind

of a way. You do jolt a person up, so. Go on, now, I’m all right again.

Tell me all about it. I’m all interest–yes, and sympathy, too.”

“Well, I’ve looked the ground over, and concluded that the methods of the

Russian patriots, while good enough considering the way the boys are

hampered, are not the best; at least not the quickest. They are trying

to revolutionize Russia from within; that’s pretty slow, you know, and

liable to interruption all the time, and is full of perils for the

workers. Do you know how Peter the Great started his army? He didn’t

start it on the family premises under the noses of the Strelitzes; no, he

started it away off yonder, privately,–only just one regiment, you know,

and he built to that. The first thing the Strelitzes knew, the regiment

was an army, their position was turned, and they had to take a walk.

Just that little idea made the biggest and worst of all the despotisms

the world has seen. The same idea can unmake it. I’m going to prove it.

I’m going to get out to one side and work my scheme the way Peter did.”

“This is mighty interesting, Rossmore. What is it you are, going to do?”

“I am going to buy Siberia and start a republic.”

“There,–bang you go again, without giving any notice! Going to buy it?”

“Yes, as soon as I get the money. I don’t care what the price is, I

shall take it. I can afford it, and I will. Now then, consider this–

and you’ve never thought of it, I’ll warrant. Where is the place where

there is twenty-five times more manhood, pluck, true heroism,

unselfishness, devotion to high and noble ideals, adoration of liberty,

wide education, and brains, per thousand of population, than any other

domain in the whole world can show?”

“Siberia!”

“Right.”

“It is true; it certainly is true, but I never thought of it before.”

“Nobody ever thinks of it. But it’s so, just the same. In those mines

and prisons are gathered together the very finest and noblest and

capablest multitude of human beings that God is able to create. Now if

you had that kind of a population to sell, would you offer it to a

despotism? No, the despotism has no use for it; you would lose money.

A despotism has no use for anything but human cattle. But suppose you

want to start a republic?”

“Yes, I see. It’s just, the material for it.”

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