The American Claimant by Mark Twain

“Yes, you see, he doesn’t change, himself–not the least little bit in

the world–he’s always Mulberry Sellers.”

“I can see that plain enough.”

“Just the same old scheming, generous, good-hearted, moonshiny, hopeful,

no-account failure he always was, and still everybody likes him just as

well as if he was the shiningest success.”

“They always did: and it was natural, because he was so obliging and

accommodating, and had something about him that made it kind of easy to

ask help of him, or favors–you didn’t feel shy, you know, or have that

wish–you–didn’t–have–to–try feeling that you have with other

people.”

“It’s just so, yet; and a body wonders at it, too, because he’s been

shamefully treated, many times, by people that had used him for a ladder

to climb up by, and then kicked him down when they didn’t need him any

more. For a time you can see he’s hurt, his pride’s wounded, because he

shrinks away from that thing and don’t want to talk about it–and so I

used to think now he’s learned something and he’ll be more careful

hereafter–but laws! in a couple of weeks he’s forgotten all about it,

and any selfish tramp out of nobody knows where can come and put up a

poor mouth and walk right into his heart with his boots on.”

“It must try your patience pretty sharply sometimes.”

“Oh, no, I’m used to it; and I’d rather have him so than the other way.

When I call him a failure, I mean to the world he’s a failure; he isn’t

to me. I don’t know as I want him different much different, anyway.

I have to scold him some, snarl at him, you might even call it, but I

reckon I’d do that just the same, if he was different–it’s my make.

But I’m a good deal less snarly and more contented when he’s a failure

than I am when he isn’t.”

“Then he isn’t always a failure,” said Hawking, brightening.

“Him? Oh, bless you, no. He makes a strike, as he calls it, from time

to time. Then’s my time to fret and fuss. For the money just flies–

first come first served. Straight off, he loads up the house with

cripples and idiots and stray cats and all the different kinds of poor

wrecks that other people don’t want and he does, and then when the

poverty comes again I’ve got to clear the most of them out or we’d

starve; and that distresses him, and me the same, of course.

Here’s old Dan’l and old Jinny, that the sheriff sold south one of the

times that we got bankrupted before the war–they came wandering back

after the peace, worn out and used up on the cotton plantations,

helpless, and not another lick of work left in their old hides for the

rest of this earthly pilgrimage–and we so pinched, oh so pinched for the

very crumbs to keep life in us, and he just flung the door wide, and the

way he received them you’d have thought they had come straight down from

heaven in answer to prayer. I took him one side and said, ‘Mulberry we

can’t have them–we’ve nothing for ourselves–we can’t feed them.’

He looked at me kind of hurt, and said, ‘Turn them out?–and they’ve come

to me just as confident and trusting as–as–why Polly, I must have

bought that confidence sometime or other a long time ago, and given my

note, so to speak–you don’t get such things as a gift–and how am I

going to go back on a debt like that? And you see, they’re so poor,

and old, and friendless, and– But I was ashamed by that time, and shut

him off, and somehow felt a new courage in me, and so I said, softly,

‘We’ll keep them–the Lord will provide.’ He was glad, and started to

blurt out one of those over-confident speeches of his, but checked

himself in time, and said humbly, ‘I will, anyway.’ It was years and

years and years ago. Well, you see those old wrecks are here yet.”

“But don’t they do your housework?”

“Laws! The idea. They would if they could, poor old things, and perhaps

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