The Fabulous Riverboat by Phillip Jose Farmer

Someone rumbled behind him, and Clemens whirled to see a blond head with a shorn-off left ear appear on the level of the deck. Then Erik Bloodaxe’s broad shoulders, massive chest and huge biceps came into view, followed by pillarlike thighs as he came on up the ladder. He wore a green-and-black checked towel, a broad belt holding several chert knives and a holster for his ax. This was of steel, broadbladed and with an oak handle. It was, as far as Clemens knew, unique on this planet, where stone and wood were the only materials for weapons.

He frowned as he looked over the river. He turned to Clemens and said, “What is it, sma-skitligr? You made me miscue when you screamed like Thor’s bride on her wedding night. I lost a cigar to Toki Njalsson.”

He took the ax from its holster and swung it. The sun glinted off the blue steel. “You had better have a good reason for disturbing me. I have killed many men for far less.”

Clemens’ face was pale beneath the tan, but this time it was not caused by Erik’s threat. He glared, the windruffled hair, staring eyes and aquiline profile making him look like a kestrel falcon.

“To hell with you and your ax!” he shouted. “I just saw my wife, Livy, there on the right bank! I want … I demand . . . that you take me ashore so I can be with her again! Oh, God, after all these years, all this hopeless searching! It’ll only take a minute! You can’t deny me this; you’d be inhuman to do so!”

The ax whistled and sparkled. The Norseman grinned.

“All this fuss for a woman? What about her?” And he gestured at a small dark woman standing near the great pedestal and tube of the rocket-launcher.

Clemens became even paler. He said, “Temah is a fine girl! I’m very fond of her! But she’s not Livy!”

“Enough of this,” Bloodaxe said. “Do you take me to be as big a fool as you? If I put into shore, we’d be caught between the ground and river forces, ground like meal in Freyr’s mill. Forget about her.”

Clemens screamed like a falcon and launched himself, arms out and flapping, at the Viking. Erik brought the flat of the ax against Clemens’ head and knocked him to the deck. For several minutes, Clemens lay on his back, eyes open and staring at the sun. Blood seeped from the roots of the hair falling down over his face. Then he got to allfours and began to vomit.

Erik gave an impatient order. Temah, looking sidewise with fright at Erik, dipped a bucket at the end of a rope into The River. She threw the water over Clemens, who sat up and then wobbled to his feet. Temah drew another bucket and washed off the deck.

Clemens snarled at Erik. Erik laughed and said, “Little coward, you’ve been talking too big for too long! Now, you know what happens when you talk to Erik Bloodaxe as if he were a thrall. Consider yourself lucky that I did not kill you.”

Clemens spun away from Erik, staggered to the railing, and began to climb upon it. “Livy!”

Swearing, Bloodaxe ran after him, seized him around the waist and dragged him back. Then he pushed Clemens so heavily that Clemens fell on the deck again.

“You’re not deserting me at this time!” Erik said. “I need you to find that iron mine!”

“There isn …” Clemens said and then closed his mouth tightly. Let the Norseman find out that he did not know where the mine—if there was a mine—was located, and he would be killed on the spot. “Moreover,” Erik continued cheerfully, “after we find

he iron, I may need you to help us toward the Polar Tower, although I think I can get there just by following The River. But you have much knowledge that I need. And I can use that frost giant, Joe Miller.”

“Joe!” Clemens said in a thick voice. He tried to get back onto his feet. “Joe Miller! Where’s Joe? He’ll kill you!”

The ax cut the air above Clemens’ head. “You will tell Joe nothing of this, do you hear? I swear by Odin’s blind socket, I will get to you and kill you before he can put a hand on me. Do you hear?”