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The Galaxy Primes by E E ‘Doc’ Smith

‘Ill be damned. You’re wrong. I checked her from stem to gudgeon and you lay over her like a damper field. What’s the answer?’

‘Oh? Do I? I’m mighty glad… Funny, both of us being wrong … it must be that it’s sex-based differences. We’re used to each other, but neither of us has ever felt a Prime of the same sex before, and there must be more difference between Ops and Primes than we realized. Suppose?’

‘Could be – I hope. But that doesn’t change the fact that we aren’t ready. We haven’t got enough data. If we start out with this grandiose Galactic Service thing and find only two or three planets Gunthered, we make jackasses of ourselves. On the other hand, if we start out with a small organization or none, and find a lot of planets, it’ll be one continuous cat-fight. On the third hand …’

“Three hands, Clee? What are you, an octopus or an Arpa-lone?’

‘Quiet. On the third hand, we’ve got to start somewhere. Any ideas?’

‘I never thought of it that way. Hm-m-m-m … I see. Damned if we do and blasted if we don’t.’ She thought for a minute, then went on. ‘Well have to start without starting, then … quite a trick. But how about this? Suppose we take a fast tour, with you and me taking quick peeks, without the peekees ever knowing we’ve been peeking?’

‘That’s using the brain, Belle. Let’s go.’

Then, out in the Main, he said, ‘Jim, we want to hit a few high spots, as far out as you can reach without losing orienta-

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tion. Beta Centauri here is pretty bright. Rigel and Canopus are real lanterns. With those three as a grid, you could reach fifteen hundred or two thousand light-years, couldn’t you?’

‘More than that. That many parsecs, at least.’

‘Good. Belle and I want to make a fast, random-sampling check of Primes and Ops around here. We’ll need five minutes at each planet – quite a ways out. So set up as big a globe as you can and still be dead sure of your locations; then sample it.’

‘Not enough data. How many samples do you want?’

‘As many as we can get in the rest of today. Six or seven hours, say – eight hours max.’

Call it seven … Brownie on the guns, me on Compy… Five minutes for … I should be able to lock down the next shot in five … one minute extra, say, for safety factor … that’d be ten an hour. Seventy planets enough?’

“That’ll be fine.’

‘Okay. We’re practically at Number One now.’ James and Lola donned their scanners.

‘Miss Flurnoy,’ Garlock said, ‘you might tell Mr. Entlore that we’re…’

‘Oh, I already have, sir.’

‘You don’t have to come along, of course, if you’d rather stay here.”

‘Stay here, sir? Why, he’d kill me! … I’m off the air for a minute,’ she added in a conspiratorial whisper. ‘Besides, do you think I’d miss a chance to be the first person – and just a girl, too – of a whole world to see other planets of other suns? Unless, of course, you invite Mr. Entlore and Mr. Holson along. They’re both simply dying to go, I know, but of course won’t admit it.’

‘You’d be just as pleased if I didn’t?’

‘What do you think, sir?’

‘We’ll be working at top speed and they’d be very much in the way, so they’ll get theirs later …’

‘Ready to roll, Clee,’ James announced.

‘Roll.’

‘Why, I lost contact!’ Miss Flurnoy exclaimed.

‘Naturally,’ Garlock said. ‘Did you expect to cover a distance it takes light thousands of years to cross? You can record

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anything you see in the plates. You can talk to Jim or Lola any time they’ll let you. Don’t bother Miss Bellamy or me from now on.’

Garlock and Belle went to work. All four Galaxians worked all day, with half an hour off for lunch. They visited seventy planets and got back to Margonia in time for a very late dinner. ComOff Flurnoy had less than a quarter of one roll of recorder-tape left unused, and the Primes had enough information to start the project they had in mind.

And, shortly after dinner, all five retired.

‘In one way, Clee, I’m relieved,’ Belle mused, ‘but I can’t figure out why all the Primes – the grown-up ones, I mean -on all the worlds are just about the same cantankerous, out-and-out stinkers as you and I are. How does that fit into your theory?’

‘It doesn’t. Too fine a detail. My guess is – at least it seems to me to make sense – it’s because we haven’t had any competition strong enough to smack us down and make Christians out of us. I don’t know what a psychologist would say…’

‘And I know exactly what you’d think of whatever he did say, so you don’t need to tell me.’ Belle laughed and presented her lips to be kissed. ‘Goodnight, Clee.’

‘Goodnight, Belle.’

And the next morning early, Garlock and Belle teleported themselves – by arrangement and appointment, of course -across almost the full width of a nation and into the private office in which Deggi Delcamp and Fao Talaho awaited them.

For a time which would not have been considered polite in Tellurian social circles the four Primes stood still, each couple facing the other with blocks set tight, studying each other with their eyes. Delcamp was, as Garlock had said, a big bruiser. He was shorter and heavier than the Tellurian. Heavily muscled, splendidly proportioned, he was a man of tremendous physical as well as mental strength. His hair, clipped close all over his head, was blond; his eyes were a clear, keen, cold dark blue.

Fao Talaho was a couple of inches shorter than Belle, and a good fifteen pounds heavier. She was in no sense fat, however, not even plump – actually, she was almost lean. She was wider and thicker than was the Earthwoman, with heavier bones forming a wider and deeper frame. She, too, was beautifully –

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yes, spectacularly – built Her hair, fully as thick as Belle’s own and worn in a free-falling bob three or four inches longer than Belle’s, was bleached almost white. Her eyes were not really speckled, not really mottled, but were regularly patterned in lighter and darker shades of hazel. She was, Garlock decided, a really remarkable hunk of woman.

Both Nargodians wore sandals without either socks or stockings. Both were dressed – insofar as they were dressed at all -in yellow. Fao’s single garment was of a thin, closely-knitted fabric, elastic and sleek. Above the waist it was neckless, backless and almost frontless; below, it was a very short, very tight, and clinging skirt. Delcamp wore a sleeveless jersey and a pair of almost legless shorts.

Garlock lowered his shield enough to send and to receive a thin layer of superficial thought; Delcamp did the same.

‘So far, I like what I see,’ Garlock said then. ‘We are well ahead of you, hence I can help you a lot if you want me to and if you want to be friendly about it. If you don’t, on either count, we leave now. Fair enough?’

‘Fair enough. I, too, like what I have seen so far. We need help, and I appreciate your offer. Thanks, immensely. I can promise full cooperation and friendship for myself and for most of our group; and I assure you that I can and will handle any non-cooperation that may come up.’

‘Nicely put, Deggi.’ Garlock smiled broadly and let his guard down to a comfortable lepping level. ‘I was going to bring that up – the faster it’s cleared the better. Belle and I are paired. Some day – unless we kill each other first – we may marry. However, I’m no bargain and she’s one-third wildcat, one-third vixen, and one-third cobra. How do you two stand?’

‘You took the thought right out of my own mind. Your custom of pairing is not what you call “urbane” on this world. Nevertheless, Fao and I are paired. We had to. No one else has ever interested either of us; no one else ever will. We should not fight, but we do, furiously. But no matter how vigorously we fly apart, we inevitably fly together again just as fast. No one understands it, but you two are pretty much the same.’

‘Check. Just one more condition, then, and we can pull those women of ours apart.’ Belle and Fao were still staring at each other, both still sealed tight. ‘The first time Fao Talaho

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starts throwing her weight at me, I’m not going to wait for you to take care of her – I’m going to give her the surprise of her life.’

‘It’d tickle me silly if it could be done.’ Declamp gave a perfectly frank smile. ‘But the man doesn’t live who can do it. How would you go about trying it?’

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