The Gilded Age by Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner

got as far as the hall, when something occurred to Laura. She said to

herself, “I don’t simply want his vote under compulsion–he might vote

aye, but work against the bill in secret, for revenge; that man is

unscrupulous enough to do anything. I must have his hearty co-operation

as well as his vote. There is only one way to get that.”

She called him back, and said:

“I value your vote, Mr. Trollop, but I value your influence more. You

are able to help a measure along in many ways, if you choose. I want to

ask you to work for the bill as well as vote for it.”

“It takes so much of one’s time, Miss Hawkins–and time is money, you

know.”

“Yes, I know it is–especially in Congress. Now there is no use in you

and I dealing in pretenses and going at matters in round-about ways.

We know each other–disguises are nonsense. Let us be plain. I will

make it an object to you to work for the bill.”

“Don’t make it unnecessarily plain, please. There are little proprieties

that are best preserved. What do you propose?”

“Well, this.” She mentioned the names of several prominent Congressmen.

“Now,” said she, “these gentlemen are to vote and work for the bill,

simply out of love for the negro–and out of pure generosity I have put

in a relative of each as a member of the University incorporation. They

will handle a million or so of money, officially, but will receive no

salaries. A larger number of statesmen are to, vote and work for the

bill–also out of love for the negro–gentlemen of but moderate

influence, these–and out of pure generosity I am to see that relatives

of theirs have positions in the University, with salaries, and good ones,

too. You will vote and work for the bill, from mere affection for the

negro, and I desire to testify my gratitude becomingly. Make free

choice. Have you any friend whom you would like to present with a

salaried or unsalaried position in our institution?”

“Well, I have a brother-in-law–”

“That same old brother-in-law, you good unselfish provider! I have heard

of him often, through my agents. How regularly he does ‘turn up,’ to be

sure. He could deal with those millions virtuously, and withal with

ability, too–but of course you would rather he had a salaried position?”

“Oh, no,” said the gentleman, facetiously, “we are very humble, very

humble in our desires; we want no money; we labor solely, for our country

and require no reward but the luxury of an applauding conscience. Make

him one of those poor hard working unsalaried corporators and let him do

every body good with those millions–and go hungry himself! I will try

to exert a little influence in favor of the bill.”

Arrived at home, Mr. Trollop sat down and thought it all over–something

after this fashion: it is about the shape it might have taken if he had

spoken it aloud.

“My reputation is getting a little damaged, and I meant to clear it up

brilliantly with an exposure of this bill at the supreme moment, and ride

back into Congress on the eclat of it; and if I had that bit of

manuscript, I would do it yet. It would be more money in my pocket in

the end, than my brother-in-law will get out of that incorporatorship,

fat as it is. But that sheet of paper is out of my reach–she will never

let that get out of her hands. And what a mountain it is! It blocks up

my road, completely. She was going to hand it to me, once. Why didn’t

she! Must be a deep woman. Deep devil! That is what she is;

a beautiful devil–and perfectly fearless, too. The idea of her pinning

that paper on a man and standing him up in the rotunda looks absurd at a

first glance. But she would do it! She is capable of doing anything.

I went there hoping she would try to bribe me–good solid capital that

would be in the exposure. Well, my prayer was answered; she did try to

bribe me; and I made the best of a bad bargain and let her. I am check-

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223

Leave a Reply 0

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *