The Gilded Age by Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner

hopper by the fence, and an iron pot, for soft-soap-boiling, near it.

This dwelling constituted one-fifteenth of Obedstown; the other fourteen

houses were scattered about among the tall pine trees and among the corn-

fields in such a way that a man might stand in the midst of the city and

not know but that he was in the country if he only depended on his eyes

for information.

“Squire” Hawkins got his title from being postmaster of Obedstown–not

that the title properly belonged to the office, but because in those

regions the chief citizens always must have titles of some sort, and so

the usual courtesy had been extended to Hawkins. The mail was monthly,

and sometimes amounted to as much as three or four letters at a single

delivery. Even a rush like this did not fill up the postmaster’s whole

month, though, and therefore he “kept store” in the intervals.

The Squire was contemplating the morning. It was balmy and tranquil,

the vagrant breezes were laden with the odor of flowers, the murmur of

bees was in the air, there was everywhere that suggestion of repose that

summer woodlands bring to the senses, and the vague, pleasurable

melancholy that such a time and such surroundings inspire.

Presently the United States mail arrived, on horseback. There was but

one letter, and it was for the postmaster. The long-legged youth who

carried the mail tarried an hour to talk, for there was no hurry; and in

a little while the male population of the village had assembled to help.

As a general thing, they were dressed in homespun “jeans,” blue or

yellow–here were no other varieties of it; all wore one suspender and

sometimes two–yarn ones knitted at home,–some wore vests, but few wore

coats. Such coats and vests as did appear, however, were rather

picturesque than otherwise, for they were made of tolerably fanciful

patterns of calico–a fashion which prevails thereto this day among those

of the community who have tastes above the common level and are able to

afford style. Every individual arrived with his hands in his pockets;

a hand came out occasionally for a purpose, but it always went back again

after service; and if it was the head that was served, just the cant that

the dilapidated straw hat got by being uplifted and rooted under, was

retained until the next call altered the inclination; many’ hats were

present, but none were erect and no two were canted just alike. We are

speaking impartially of men, youths and boys. And we are also speaking

of these three estates when we say that every individual was either

chewing natural leaf tobacco prepared on his own premises, or smoking the

same in a corn-cob pipe. Few of the men wore whiskers; none wore

moustaches; some had a thick jungle of hair under the chin and hiding the

throat–the only pattern recognized there as being the correct thing in

whiskers; but no part of any individual’s face had seen a razor for a

week.

These neighbors stood a few moments looking at the mail carrier

reflectively while he talked; but fatigue soon began to show itself,

and one after another they climbed up and occupied the top rail of the

fence, hump-shouldered and grave, like a company of buzzards assembled

for supper and listening for the death-rattle. Old Damrell said:

“Tha hain’t no news ’bout the jedge, hit ain’t likely?”

“Cain’t tell for sartin; some thinks he’s gwyne to be ‘long toreckly,

and some thinks ‘e hain’t. Russ Mosely he tote ole Hanks he mought git

to Obeds tomorrer or nex’ day he reckoned.”

“Well, I wisht I knowed. I got a ‘prime sow and pigs in the, cote-house,

and I hain’t got no place for to put ’em. If the jedge is a gwyne to

hold cote, I got to roust ’em out, I reckon. But tomorrer’ll do, I

‘spect.”

The speaker bunched his thick lips together like the stem-end of a tomato

and shot a bumble-bee dead that had lit on a weed seven feet away.

One after another the several chewers expressed a charge of tobacco juice

and delivered it at the deceased with steady, aim and faultless accuracy.

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