The Gilded Age by Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner

“Tremendous Sensation! Startling news from Saint’s Rest! On first ballot

for U. S. Senator, when voting was about to begin, Mr. Noble rose in his

place and drew forth a package, walked forward and laid it on the

Speaker’s desk, saying, ‘This contains $7,000 in bank bills and was given

me by Senator Dilworthy in his bed-chamber at midnight last night to buy

–my vote for him–I wish the Speaker to count the money and retain it to

pay the expense of prosecuting this infamous traitor for bribery. The

whole legislature was stricken speechless with dismay and astonishment.

Noble further said that there were fifty members present with money in

their pockets, placed there by Dilworthy to buy their votes. Amidst

unparalleled excitement the ballot was now taken, and J. W. Smith elected

U. S. Senator; Dilworthy receiving not one vote! Noble promises damaging

exposures concerning Dilworthy and certain measures of his now pending in

Congress.

“Good heavens and earth!” exclaimed the Colonel.

“To the Capitol!” said Washington. “Fly!”

And they did fly. Long before they got there the newsboys were running

ahead of them with Extras, hot from the press, announcing the astounding

news.

Arrived in the gallery of the Senate, the friends saw a curious spectacle

very Senator held an Extra in his hand and looked as interested as if it

contained news of the destruction of the earth. Not a single member was

paying the least attention to the business of the hour.

The Secretary, in a loud voice, was just beginning to read the title of a

bill:

“House-Bill-No.-4,231,-An-Act-to-Found-and -Incorporate-the Knobs-

Industrial-University!-Read-first-and-second-time-considered-in-

committee-of-the-whole-ordered-engrossed and-passed-to-third-reading-and-

final passage!”

The President–“Third reading of the bill!”

The two friends shook in their shoes. Senators threw down their extras

and snatched a word or two with each other in whispers. Then the gavel

rapped to command silence while the names were called on the ayes and

nays. Washington grew paler and paler, weaker and weaker while the

lagging list progressed; and when it was finished, his head fell

helplessly forward on his arms. The fight was fought, the long struggle

was over, and he was a pauper. Not a man had voted for the bill!

Col. Sellers was bewildered and well nigh paralyzed, himself. But no man

could long consider his own troubles in the presence of such suffering as

Washington’s. He got him up and supported him–almost carried him

indeed–out of the building and into a carriage. All the way home

Washington lay with his face against the Colonel’s shoulder and merely

groaned and wept. The Colonel tried as well as he could under the dreary

circumstances to hearten him a little, but it was of no use. Washington

was past all hope of cheer, now. He only said:

“Oh, it is all over–it is all over for good, Colonel. We must beg our

bread, now. We never can get up again. It was our last chance, and it

is gone. They will hang Laura! My God they will hang her! Nothing can

save the poor girl now. Oh, I wish with all my soul they would hang me

instead!”

Arrived at home, Washington fell into a chair and buried his face in his

hands and gave full way to his misery. The Colonel did not know where to

turn nor what to do. The servant maid knocked at the door and passed in

a telegram, saying it had come while they were gone.

The Colonel tore it open and read with the voice of a man-of-war’s

broadside:

“VERDICT OF JURY, NOT GUILTY AND LAURA IS FREE!”

CHAPTER LVIII.

The court room was packed on the morning on which the verdict of the jury

was expected, as it had been every day of the trial, and by the same

spectators, who had followed its progress with such intense interest.

There is a delicious moment of excitement which the frequenter of trials

well knows, and which he would not miss for the world. It is that

instant when the foreman of the jury stands up to give the verdict,

and before he has opened his fateful lips.

The court assembled and waited. It was an obstinate jury.

It even had another question–this intelligent jury–to ask the judge

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