The Gilded Age by Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner

pocket got lower and lower. He was just as liberal with what he had as

before, indeed it was his nature to be free with his money or with that

of others, and he could lend or spend a dollar with an air that made it

seem like ten. At length, at the end of one week, when his hotel bill

was presented, Harry found not a cent in his pocket to meet it. He

carelessly remarked to the landlord that he was not that day in funds,

but he would draw on New York, and he sat down and wrote to the

contractors in that city a glowing letter about the prospects of the

road, and asked them to advance a hundred or two, until he got at work.

No reply came. He wrote again, in an unoffended business like tone,

suggesting that he had better draw at three days. A short answer came to

this, simply saying that money was very tight in Wall street just then,

and that he had better join the engineer corps as soon as he could.

But the bill had to be paid, and Harry took it to Philip, and asked him

if he thought he hadn’t better draw on his uncle. Philip had not much

faith in Harry’s power of “drawing,” and told him that he would pay the

bill himself. Whereupon Harry dismissed the matter then and thereafter

from his thoughts, and, like a light-hearted good fellow as he was, gave

himself no more trouble about his board-bills. Philip paid them, swollen

as they were with a monstrous list of extras; but he seriously counted

the diminishing bulk of his own hoard, which was all the money he had in

the world. Had he not tacitly agreed to share with Harry to the last in

this adventure, and would not the generous fellow divide; with him if he,

Philip, were in want and Harry had anything?

The fever at length got tired of tormenting the stout young engineer, who

lay sick at the hotel, and left him, very thin, a little sallow but an

“acclimated” man. Everybody said he was “acclimated” now, and said it

cheerfully. What it is to be acclimated to western fevers no two persons

exactly agree.

Some say it is a sort of vaccination that renders death by some malignant

type of fever less probable. Some regard it as a sort of initiation,

like that into the Odd Fellows, which renders one liable to his regular

dues thereafter. Others consider it merely the acquisition of a habit of

taking every morning before breakfast a dose of bitters, composed of

whiskey and assafoetida, out of the acclimation jug.

Jeff Thompson afterwards told Philip that he once asked Senator Atchison,

then acting Vice-President: of the United States, about the possibility

of acclimation; he thought the opinion of the second officer of our great

government would be, valuable on this point. They were sitting together

on a bench before a country tavern, in the free converse permitted by our

democratic habits.

“I suppose, Senator, that you have become acclimated to this country?”

“Well,” said the Vice-President, crossing his legs, pulling his wide-

awake down over his forehead, causing a passing chicken to hop quickly

one side by the accuracy of his aim, and speaking with senatorial

deliberation, “I think I have. I’ve been here twenty-five years, and

dash, dash my dash to dash, if I haven’t entertained twenty-five separate

and distinct earthquakes, one a year. The niggro is the only person who

can stand the fever and ague of this region.”

The convalescence of the engineer was the signal for breaking up quarters

at St. Louis, and the young fortune-hunters started up the river in good

spirits. It was only the second time either of them had been upon a

Mississippi steamboat, and nearly everything they saw had the charm of

novelty. Col. Sellers was at the landing to bid thorn good-bye.

“I shall send you up that basket of champagne by the next boat; no, no;

no thanks; you’ll find it not bad in camp,” he cried out as the plank was

hauled in. “My respects to Thompson. Tell him to sight for Stone’s.

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