The Gilded Age by Mark Twain and Charles Dudley Warner

filled with the cheery music of labor. Harry had been constituted

engineer-in-general, and he threw the full strength of his powers into

his work. He moved among his hirelings like a king. Authority seemed to

invest him with a new splendor. Col. Sellers, as general superintendent

of a great public enterprise, was all that a mere human being could be–

and more. These two grandees went at their imposing “improvement” with

the air of men who had been charged with the work of altering the

foundations of the globe.

They turned their first attention to straightening the river just above

the Landing, where it made a deep bend, and where the maps and plans

showed that the process of straightening would not only shorten distance

but increase the “fall.” They started a cut-off canal across the

peninsula formed by the bend, and such another tearing up of the earth

and slopping around in the mud as followed the order to the men, had

never been seen in that region before. There was such a panic among the

turtles that at the end of six hours there was not one to be found within

three miles of Stone’s Landing. They took the young and the aged, the

decrepit and the sick upon their backs and left for tide-water in

disorderly procession, the tadpoles following and the bull-frogs bringing

up the rear.

Saturday night came, but the men were obliged to wait, because the

appropriation had not come. Harry said he had written to hurry up the

money and it would be along presently. So the work continued, on Monday.

Stone’s Landing was making quite a stir in the vicinity, by this time.

Sellers threw a lot or two on the market, “as a feeler,” and they sold

well. He re-clothed his family, laid in a good stock of provisions, and

still had money left. He started a bank account, in a small way–and

mentioned the deposit casually to friends; and to strangers, too; to

everybody, in fact; but not as a new thing–on the contrary, as a matter

of life-long standing. He could not keep from buying trifles every day

that were not wholly necessary, it was such a gaudy thing to get out his

bank-book and draw a check, instead of using his old customary formula,

“Charge it” Harry sold a lot or two, also–and had a dinner party or two

at Hawkeye and a general good time with the money. Both men held on

pretty strenuously for the coming big prices, however.

At the end of a month things were looking bad. Harry had besieged the

New York headquarters of the Columbus River Slack-water Navigation

Company with demands, then commands, and finally appeals, but to no

purpose; the appropriation did not come; the letters were not even

answered. The workmen were clamorous, now. The Colonel and Harry

retired to consult.

“What’s to be done?” said the Colonel.

“Hang’d if I know.”

“Company say anything?”

“Not a word.”

“You telegraphed yesterday?”

Yes, and the day before, too.”

“No answer?”

“None-confound them!”

Then there was a long pause. Finally both spoke at once:

“I’ve got it!”

“I’ve got it!”

“What’s yours?” said Harry.

“Give the boys thirty-day orders on the Company for the back pay.”

“That’s it-that’s my own idea to a dot. But then–but then—-”

“Yes, I know,” said the Colonel; “I know they can’t wait for the orders

to go to New York and be cashed, but what’s the reason they can’t get

them discounted in Hawkeye?”

“Of course they can. That solves the difficulty. Everybody knows the

appropriation’s been made and the Company’s perfectly good.”

So the orders were given and the men appeased, though they grumbled a

little at first. The orders went well enough for groceries and such

things at a fair discount, and the work danced along gaily for a time.

Two or three purchasers put up frame houses at the Landing and moved in,

and of course a far-sighted but easy-going journeyman printer wandered

along and started the “Napoleon Weekly Telegraph and Literary

Repository”–a paper with a Latin motto from the Unabridged dictionary,

and plenty of “fat” conversational tales and double-leaded poetry–all

for two dollars a year, strictly in advance. Of course the merchants

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