every Congressman well–even familiarly.”
“Very good. Do you know any of their signatures? Do you know their
handwriting?”
“Why I know their handwriting as well as I know my own–have had
correspondence enough with them, I should think. And their signatures–
why I can tell their initials, even.”
The president went to a private safe, unlocked it and got out some
letters and certain slips of paper. Then he said:
Now here, for instance; do you believe that that is a genuine letter?
Do you know this signature here?–and this one? Do you know who those
initials represent–and are they forgeries?”
Harry was stupefied. There were things there that made his brain swim.
Presently, at the bottom of one of the letters he saw a signature that
restored his equilibrium; it even brought the sunshine of a smile to his
face.
The president said:
“That one amuses you. You never suspected him?”
“Of course I ought to have suspected him, but I don’t believe it ever
really occurred to me. Well, well, well–how did you ever have the nerve
to approach him, of all others?”
“Why my friend, we never think of accomplishing anything without his
help. He is our mainstay. But how do those letters strike you?”
“They strike me dumb! What a stone-blind idiot I have been!”
“Well, take it all around, I suppose you had a pleasant time in
Washington,” said the president, gathering up the letters; “of course you
must have had. Very few men could go there and get a money bill through
without buying a single”
“Come, now, Mr. President, that’s plenty of that! I take back everything
I said on that head. I’m a wiser man to-day than I was yesterday, I can
tell you.”
“I think you are. In fact I am satisfied you are. But now I showed you
these things in confidence, you understand. Mention facts as much as you
want to, but don’t mention names to anybody. I can depend on you for
that, can’t I?”
“Oh, of course. I understand the necessity of that. I will not betray
the names. But to go back a bit, it begins to look as if you never saw
any of that appropriation at all?”
“We saw nearly ten thousand dollars of it–and that was all. Several of
us took turns at log-rolling in Washington, and if we had charged
anything for that service, none of that $10,000 would ever have reached
New York.”
“If you hadn’t levied the assessment you would have been in a close place
I judge?”
“Close? Have you figured up the total of the disbursements I told you
of?”
“No, I didn’t think of that.”
Well, lets see:
Spent in Washington, say, ……….. $191,000
Printing, advertising, etc., say …. $118,000
Charity, say, ………………….. $16,000
Total, …………… $325,000
“The money to do that with, comes from–
Appropriation, …………………. $200,000
Ten per cent. assessment on capital of
$1,000,000 ………………… $100,000
Total, …………… $300,000
“Which leaves us in debt some $25,000 at this moment. Salaries of home
officers are still going on; also printing and advertising. Next month
will show a state of things!”
“And then-burst up, I suppose?”
“By no means. Levy another assessment”
“Oh, I see. That’s dismal.”
“By no means.”
“Why isn’t it? What’s the road out?”
“Another appropriation, don’t you see?”
“Bother the appropriations. They cost more than they come to.”
“Not the next one. We’ll call for half a million–get it and go for a
million the very next month.” “Yes, but the cost of it!”
The president smiled, and patted his secret letters affectionately. He
said:
“All these people are in the next Congress. We shan’t have to pay them a
cent. And what is more, they will work like beavers for us–perhaps it
might be to their advantage.”
Harry reflected profoundly a while. Then he said:
“We send many missionaries to lift up the benighted races of other lands.
How much cheaper and better it would be if those people could only come
here and drink of our civilization at its fountain head.”
“I perfectly agree with yon, Mr. Beverly. Must you go? Well, good
morning. Look in, when you are passing; and whenever I can give you any