The Great Train Robery by Crichton, Michael

The quarry was moving, but that did not worry Teddy Burke. He planned to work her on the fly, the most difficult kind of dip, as she moved from one shop to the next.

“Right, here we go,” he said, and the stickman moved alongside him. It was the stickman’s job to take the pogue once Teddy had snaffled it, thus leaving Teddy clean, should there be hue and cry and a constable to stop him.

Together with the stickman, he moved so close to the woman he could smell her perfume. He was moving along her right side, for a woman’s dress had only one pocket, and that was on the right.

Teddy carried an overcoat draped across his left arm. A sensible person might have asked why a gentleman would carry an overcoat on such a warm day; but the coat looked new, and he could have conceivably just picked it up from a fitting at one of the nearby shops. In any case, the overcoat concealed the movement of his right arm across his body to the woman’s skirt. He fanned the dress delicately, to determine if a purse was there. His fingers touched it; he took a deep breath, praying that the coins would not clink, and lifted it out of the pocket.

Immediately he eased away from the woman, shifted his overcoat to his other arm, and in the course of that movement passed the purse to the stickman. The stickman drifted off. Ahead and behind, the stalls moved out in different directions. Only Teddy Burke, now clean, continued to walk along the Strand, pausing before a shop that displayed cut-glass and crystal decanters imported from France.

A tall gent with a red beard was admiring the wares in the window. He did not look at Teddy Burke. “Nice pull,” he said.

Teddy Burke blinked.

The speaker was too well-dressed, too square-rigged, to be a plainclothes crusher, and he certainly wasn’t a nose, or informer. Teddy Burke said carefully, “Are you addressing me, sir?”

“Yes,” the man said. “I said that was a very nice pull. You tool her off?”

Teddy Burke was profoundly insulted. A tool was a wire hook that inferior dippers employed to snare a purse if their fingers were too shaky for the job. “Beg your pardon, sir. I don’t know your meaning, sir.”

“I think you do, well enough,” the man said. “Shall we walk awhile?”

Teddy Burke shrugged and fell into step alongside the stranger. After all, he was clean; he had nothing to fear. “Lovely day,” he said.

The stranger did not answer. They walked for some minutes in silence. “Do you think you can be less effective?” the man asked after a time.

“How do you mean, sir?”

“I mean,” the man said, “can you buzz a customer and come out dry?”

“On purpose?” Teddy Burke laughed. “It happens often enough without trying, I can tell you that.”

“There’s five quid for you, if you can prove yourself a prize bungler.”

Teddy Burke’s eyes narrowed. There were plenty of magsmen about, sharp con men who often employed an unwitting accomplice, setting him up to take a fall in some elaborate scheme. Teddy Burke was nobody’s fool. “Five quid’s no great matter.”

“Ten,” the man said, in a weary voice.

“I have to think of me boys.”

“No,” the man said, “this is you, alone.”

“What’s the lay, then?” Teddy Burke said.

“Lots of bustle, a ruck touch, just enough to set the quarry to worry, make him pat his pockets.”

“And you want me to come up dry?”

“Dry as dust,” the man said.

“Who’s the quarry, then?” Teddy Burke said.

“A gent named Trent. You’ll touch him with a bungler’s dip in front of his offices, just a roughing-up, like.”

“Where’s the office, then?”

“Huddleston & Bradford Bank.”

Teddy Burke whistled. “Westminster. Sticky, that is. There’s enough crushers about to make a bloody army.”

“But you’ll be dry. All you’ve to do is worry him.”

Teddy Burke walked a few moments, looking this way and that, taking the air and thinking things over. “When will it be, then?”

“Tomorrow morning. Eight o’clock sharp.”

“All right.”

The red-bearded gentleman gave him a five-pound bill, and informed him he would get the rest when the job was done.

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