The Great Train Robery by Crichton, Michael

“Bateson’s belfry,” as it was ordinarily known, was a plain iron bell mounted on the lid of the casket, over the deceased’s head, and connected by a cord or wire through the coffin to the dead person’s hand, “such that the least tremor shall directly sound the alarum.” Bateson’s belfries attained instant popularity, and within a few years a substantial proportion of coffins were fitted with these bells. During this period, three thousand people died daily in London alone, and Bateson’s business was brisk; he was soon a wealthy man and respected as well: in 1859, Victoria, awarded him an O.B.E. for his efforts.

As a kind of odd footnote to the story, Bateson himself lived in mortal terror of being buried alive, and caused his workshop to fabricate increasingly complex alarm systems for installation on his own coffin after he died. By 1867, his preoccupation left him quite insane, and he rewrote his will, directing his family to cremate him at his death. However, suspecting that his instructions would not be followed, in the spring of 1868 he doused himself with linseed oil in his workshop, set himself aflame, and died by self-immolation.

On the morning of May 22nd, McPherson had more important things to worry about than the weeping servant girl and the coffin with its belfry, for he knew that today the gold shipment from Huddleston & Bradford would be loaded upon the railway van at any moment.

Through the open door of the van, he saw the guard, Burgess. McPherson waved, and Burgess responded with a nervous, rather reserved greeting. McPherson knew that his uncle, the dispatcher, had yesterday given Burgess a good deal of sharp talk; Burgess was no doubt worried to keep his job, especially as the other guard had been dismissed. McPherson asssumed that this accounted for Burgess’s tension.

Or perhaps it was the sobbing woman. It would not be the first time a stout man had been put off his mark by a female’s piteous cries. McPherson turned to the young girl and proffered his handkerchief.

“There, now, Missy,” he said. “There, now…” He sniffed the air. Standing close to the coffin, he noticed that the odor seeping out of the ventholes was certainly rank. But he was not so overcome by the smell that he failed to observe the girl was attractive, even in her grief. “There, now,” he said again.

“Oh, please, sir,” the girl cried, taking his handkerchief and sniffling into it. “Oh, please, can you help me? The man is a heartless beast, he is.”

“What man is that?” McPherson demanded, in a burst of outrage.

“Oh, please, sir, that guard upon the line. He will not let me set my dear brother here upon the train, for he says I must await another guard. Oh, I am most wretched,” she finished, and dissolved into tears once more.

“Why, the unfeeling rogue, he would not let your brother be put aboard?”

Through sobs and sniffles, the girl said something about rules.

“Rules?” he said. “A pox on rules, I say.” He noticed her heaving bosom, and her pretty, narrow waist.

“Please, sir, he is most firm about the other guard—”

“Missy,” he said, “I am the other guard, standing here before you, and I’ll see your dear brother on the train with no delay, and never you mind that blackguard.”

“Oh, sir, I am in your debt,” she said, managing a smile through her tears.

McPherson was overwhelmed: he was a young man, and it was springtime, and the girl was pretty, and soon to be in his debt. At the same instant, he felt the greatest compassion and tenderness for her distress. Altogether, he was set spinning with the emotions of the moment.

“Just you wait,” he promised, and turned to chastise Burgess for his heartless and overzealous adherence to the rules. But before he could make known his opinion, he saw the first of the gray-uniformed, armed guards of Huddleston & Bradford, bringing the bullion consignment down the platform toward them.

The loading was carried out with sharp precision. First, two guards carne down the platform, entered the van, and made a quick search of the interior. Then eight more guards arrived, in neat formation around two flatcarts, each pushed by a gang of grunting, sweating porters— and each piled high with rectangular, sealed strongboxes.

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