“I want to talk about your future,” Kit said, sitting back and toying with the edge of his plate. When Skeeter just stared, the grizzled former scout gave him that world famous jack-o-lantern grin and chuckled. “All right, Skeeter. You’ve been remarkably patient. I’ll end the suspense.” He dug into the briefcase and dropped a sheaf of computer printouts onto the table. Skeeter looked curiously into Kit’s eyes, but the retired scout merely stuffed more of his expensive lunch into his weathered face, so Skeeter picked up the stack and riffled through it. And discovered he was holding copies of the arrest reports for each of the thirty-one crooks Skeeter had put out of business in the last seven and a half days.
Skeeter had, during the past week, managed a feat even he hadn’t thought possible. He had stunned the entire ‘eighty-sixer population of Shangri-La Station virtually speechless. He’d only had to make citizens’ arrests of seventeen pickpockets, five grifters, eight con artists, and a bait-and-switch vendor to do it, the latter peddling fake copies of an inertial mapping system that kept track of a person’s movements away from a known point of origin, like a time-touring gate. The real gizmos had saved lives. Substituting fake ones could kill an unwary tourist, fast.
Once La-La Land had recovered the use of its stunned, multi-partite tongue, of course, rumor had run wild. “It’s a new scam,” went the most popular version, “he’s up to something.” And so he was. Just not what the rumor-mongers thought he was up to. Skeeter had taken his new “job” far more seriously than either of the ones he’d lost, thanks to his frantic search for clues to Ianira’s disappearance. To his own surprise, Skeeter Jackson made a profoundly diligent undercover detective.