“Oh, God . . .”
The next six days passed in a blur of frantic activity. Kit Carson put Skeeter through the most rigorous training he’d ever endured. He learned that speaking “Old West Slang” was not as simple as imitating John Wayne movie dialogue, which was what he’d done in the cathouses and gambling dens of Denver on his last trip—major portions of which he preferred not to recall too closely. And loading bullets for black-powder guns, even replica models made of higher quality steel, with closer tolerances, was nowhere near as simple as shoving a cartridge into a six-shooter and pulling the trigger. Not if you wanted to hit what you were shooting at when the six-shooter went bang. And Skeeter had never even heard of “balloon head cartridges.” The only thing he really comprehended was that you could get slightly more black powder into them, which was fine by him. More bang for the buck was a great idea, in his opinion, going after the Ansar Majlis down time.
He also learned how to reload them. And while he measured bullets and sorted them out by weight and discarded those with any slight flattened spots or surface bumps, Kit taught him Old West Slang. He learned why a man should never bake a bang-tail before bedding-down the remuda and why a gentleman never called a lady a Cypriot. If he did, the lady’s husband or father might shoot him over it. Might as well just come right out and call her a whore.
And so it went, until Skeeter thought his brain would burst.
He spent two entire days at the firing range, where Ann Vinh Mulhaney put him through hours of shooting lessons, both live-fire and inside the computer simulator she’d built, a room-sized Hogan’s Alley affair with 360-degree rear-projection screens and plenty of real props to use as cover. He spent most of the first day in the computer simulator, working on target acquisition skills and reacting to armed threat and finding out just how many ways one can miss with a firearm at close range under stress. The second day was less fun than the room-sized shooting gallery, but just as instructive. Skeeter could hold his own in a knife fight, but he’d never fired a gun. Ann doled out electronic earmuffs, which allowed her to continue the lecture, while filtering out the sharp, damaging reports of guns discharging the length of the weapons range. “I had to kick a tourist off the line and he wasn’t happy about it,” she said, dragging him toward an empty lane. “Kit wants you on this firing line all day, Skeeter, which means we’ve barely got time for adequate weapons selection, load selections, firing procedures, shooting practice, and cleaning lessons.”