major could not really be at GHQ; and he wondered briefly why the man should lie about it. He put the thought aside for the moment and said: “I’m Slavenburg, BTE.” “Jolly good. Get you another?” It was proving even easier than he had expected to get into conversation with an officer. “Very kind of you, sir,” Wolff said. “Ease up on the sirs. No bull in the bar, what?” “Of course.” Another error. “Wliat’ll it be?” “Whiskey and water, please.” “Shouldn’t take water with it if I were you. Comes straight out of the Nile, they say.” Wolff smiled. “I must he used to it.” “No gippy tummy? You must be the only white man in Egypt who hasn’t got it.” “Bom in Africa, been in Cairo ten years.” Wolff was slip~-ping into Smith’s abbreviated style of speech. I should have been an actor, he thought. Smith said: “Africa, eh? I thought you had a bit of an accent.” “Dutch father, English mother. We’ve got a ranch in South Africa.” Smith looked solicitous. “It’s rough for your father, with Jerrv all over Holland.” Wolff had not thought of that. “He died when I was a boy,” he said. “Bad show.” Smith emptied his glass. “Same again?” Wolff offered. “Thanks.” Wolff ordered more drinks. Smith offered him a cigarette: Wolff refused. Smith complained about the poor food, the way bars kept running out of drinks, the rent of his flat and the rudeness of Arab waiters. Wolff itched to explain that the food was poor because Smith insisted on English rather than Egyptian dishes, that drinks were scarce because of the European war, that rents were sky-high because of the thousands of foreigners like Smith who had invaded the city, and that the waiters were rude to him because he was too lazy or arrogant to learn a few phrases of courtesy in their language. Instead THE KEY TO REBECCA 85
of explaining he bit his tongue and nodded as if he sympathized. In the middle of this catalogue of discontent Wolff looked past Smith’s shoulder and saw six military policemen enter the bar. Smith noticed his change of expression and said: “What’s the matter-seen a ghost?” There was an army MP, a navy MP in white leggings, an Australian, a New Zealander, a South African and a turbaned Gurkha. Wolff had a crazy urge to run for it. What would they ask him? What would he say? Smith looked around, saw the MPs and said: “The usual nightly picket-looking for drunken officers and German spies. This is an officers’ bar, they won’t disturb us. What’s the matter-you breaking bounds or something?” “No, no.” Wolff improvised hastily: “The navy man looks just like a chap I knew who got killed at Halfaya.” He continued to stare at the picket. They appeared very businesslike with their steel hats and holstered pistols. Would they ask to see papers? Smith had forgotten them. He was saying: “And as for the servants . . . Bloody people. I’m bloody sure my man’s been watering the gin. I’ll find him out though. I’ve filled an empty gin bottle with zibi-you know, that stuff that turns cloudy when you add water? Wait till he tries to dilute that. He’ll have to buy a whole new bottle and pretend nothing happened. Haha! Serve him right.” The officer in charge of the picket walked over to the colonel who had told Wolff to take off his hat. “Everything in order, sir?” the MP said. “Nothing untoward,” the colonel replied. “What’s the matter with you?” Smith said to Wolff. “I say, you are entitled to those pips, aren’t you?” “Of course,” Wolff said. A drop of perspiration ran into his eyes, and he wiped it away with a too-rapid gesture. “No offense intended,” Smith said. “But, you know, Shepheard’s being off limits to Other Ranks, it’s not unknown for subalterns to sew a few pips on their shirts just to get in here.” Wolff pulled himself together. “Look here, sir, if you’d care to check-” 86 Ken Follett
“No, no, no,” Smith said hastily. “The resemblance was rather a shock.” “Of course, I understand. Let’s have another drink. Ezmal” The MP who had spoken to the colonel was taking a long look around the room, His armband identified him as the assistant provost marshal. He looked at Wolff. Wolff wondered whether the man remembered the description of the Assyut knife murderer. Surely not. Anyway, they would not be looking for a British officer answering the description. And Wolff had grown a mustache to confuse the issue. He forced himself to meet the MP’s eyes, then let his gaze drift casually away. He picked up his drink, sure the man was still staring at him. Then there was a clatter of boots and the picket went out. By an effort Wolff prevented himself from shaking with relief. He raised his glass in a determinedly steady hand and said: “Cheers.” They drank. Smith said: “You know this place. What’s a chap to do in the evening, other than drink in Shepheard’s bar?” Wolff pretended to consider the question. “Have you seen any belly dancing?” Smith gave a disgusted snort. “Once. Some fat wog wiggling her hips.” “Ah. Then you ought to see the real thing.” “Should IT’ “Real belly dancing is the most erotic thing you’ve ever seen.” There was an odd light in Smith’s eyes. “Is that so?” Wolff thought: Major Smith, you are just what I need. He said: “Sonja is the best. You must try to see her act.” Smith nodded. “Perhaps I shall.” “Matter of fact, I was toying with the idea of going on to the Cha-Cha Club myself. Care to join me?” “Let’s have another drink first,” said Smith. Watching Smith put away the liquor Wolff reflected that the major was, at least on the surface, a highly corruptible man. He seemed bored, weak-willed and alcoholic. Provided he was normally heterosexual, Sonja would be able to seduce him easily. (Damn, he thought, she had better do her stuff.) Then they would have to find out whether he had in his THE KEY TO REBECCA 87